perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (Default)
2012-12-23 11:55 pm

So, I wrote a story where Phil Coulson becomes a corgi.

Because why the hell not.

Here it is at AO3.

Phil/Clint, of course. I mean, really.
perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (Default)
2012-07-25 11:04 pm

Fic: And Now I Know You Will Satisfy Me (1/1) Avengers (movieverse) (Clint/Coulson)

Title: And Now I Know You Will Satisfy Me
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Avengers (movieverse)
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Raiting: NC-17
Summary: Sex. Toppy-Clint sex. Set during "Thor." I have also been informed there are feelings. But mostly sex.

Dis: Lies and bullshit.

Author's Notes: Much love to [profile] amazonqueenkate for a quick beta and for laughing really hard when I got slightly blocked.

pooooorrrrrnnnnn )
perpetual_motion: tony and steve are besties (totally holding hands behind the shield)
2012-07-08 04:25 pm

Fic: Take a Chance, Take a Chance (1/1) Tony/Bruce/Pepper (Avengers)

Title: Take a Chance, Take a Chance
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Avengers (movie)
Pairing: Tony/Bruce/Pepper
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Tony and Bruce and Pepper and Hulk. There's science, friendship, sex, and learning it's okay to be happy.

Dis: Lies and bullshit.

Author's Notes: Love to [profile] amazonqueenkate who betaed and then betaed again. For [personal profile] templemarker, who not only harassed this out of me (I say with great affection) but has also harassed out a promise for a sequel.

Link to A03, because this monster is 31,000 words.
perpetual_motion: tony and steve are besties (totally holding hands behind the shield)
2012-06-18 04:50 pm

Fic: But I Will Hold on Hope (And I Won't Let You Choke) [1/1] Clint/Coulson (Avengers)

Fic: But I Will Hold on Hope (And I Won't Let You Choke)
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Avengers (movie)
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Rating: PG-13
Summary: In which Clint is not the emotionally stunted one, plays pretty well with others, and Sitwell is a foul-mouthed matchmaker against his will.

Dis: Lies and bullshit.

Author's Notes: Thanks to [profile] infiniteeight for a fantastic beta job. You did this story a world of good. Also, yes, the title is a Mumford & Sons lyric. Because I can.

oh no, feelings! )
perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (Default)
2012-05-11 03:08 pm

Eleven Through One Hundred are Classified (1/1) Avengers (Movie) [Fury/Coulson]

Title: Eleven Through One Hundred are Classified
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Avengers (movie)
Pairing: Fury/Coulson
Rating: G
Summary: All the ways Fury and Coulson fit together.

Dis: Lies and bullshit.

coulson is slowly becoming my little black dress )
perpetual_motion: guy's butt and kyle's embarrassment OTP (jesus christ guy we talked about this)
2012-05-07 07:27 pm

Fic: 5 Scenes to Build a Team (+2 Scenes of Sweet, Sweet Victory) [Clint/Coulson] Avengers [1/1]

Title: 5 Scenes to Build a Team (+2 Scenes of Sweet, Sweet Victory)
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Avengers (Movie)
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Rating: PG
Summary: Team-building is an important part of being an Avenger (No spoilers!)

Dis: Lies and bullshit.

Author's Notes: There is a moment in this fic that is very similar to a moment in the movie. I swear it was a completely independent of the film. Also, note: NO SPOILERS! Huzzah! Also, self-betaed, so you get a free drink for every typo you catch.

did i mention no spoilers? because there are no spoilers )
perpetual_motion: tony and steve are besties (totally holding hands behind the shield)
2012-05-05 06:26 pm

Fic: One Rule [Clint/Coulson] Avengers [1/1]

Title: One Rule
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Avengers (movie)
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Rating: PG-13
Summary: They agreed to one rule. (SPOILERS)

Dis: Lies and bullshit.

Author's Notes: Much love to infinteeight8 for the beta. This story contains MASSIVE SPOILERS, and I will not listen to whining from anyone who doesn't see that I've marked it twice.

Make that three times: spoiley spoiley spoilers )
perpetual_motion: tony and steve are besties (totally holding hands behind the shield)
2012-03-28 12:44 am

Fic: After-Action Rapport (1/1) Clint/Coulson (Avengers [Movie])

Title: After-Action Rapport
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Avengers (Movie)
Rating: PG
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: Post-op, they relax.

Dis: Lies and bullshit.

Author's Notes: It's a pun, you see.

there's cuddling )
perpetual_motion: tony and steve are besties (totally holding hands behind the shield)
2012-03-18 01:46 pm

Fic: A Very Specific Bedside Manner (Avengers [Movie]) Clint/Coulson (1/1)

Title: A Very Specific Bedside Manner
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Avengers (Movie)
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Rating: PG-13 (some ass-kicking violence)
Summary: Medical care for one reluctant agent.

Dis: Lies and bullshit.

We start, as one should, with an op gone wrong )
perpetual_motion: tony and steve are besties (totally holding hands behind the shield)
2012-03-17 09:38 pm

Ficlet: Protocols [1/1] Clint/Coulson [Avengers Movie]

Title: Protocols
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Avengers (movie)
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Clint, Coulson, injury, and the appropriate response from field agents regarding orders.

Dis: Lies and Bullshit

Author's Notes: Um, yeah. So these two are gonna be a thing now. Enjoy!

600-odd words of massive side wound )
perpetual_motion: tony and steve are besties (totally holding hands behind the shield)
2012-03-14 01:48 pm

Fic: By the Book [1/1] Coulson/Clint [Avengers]

Title: By the Book
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Avengers (movie)
Pairing: Coulson/Clint
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Coulson figures it out through standard procedure (rumor mill to threatening junior agents to that required weird conversation with one’s boss).

Dis: Lies and bullshit.

Author's Notes: I blame the Internet. This might suck. I do not even care.

Snarkery! )