perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (bug)
Title: Rainy Boys
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Crossing Jordan
Pairing: Bug/Nigel
Rating: G
Summary: Bug's all wet.

Dis: Not mine. Lied.

Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] vedakai, who so nicely requested it. Hope it meets with your approval.

if anyone cares, my pants are dry )
perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (bug)
Ficlet: So Very English
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Crossing Jordan
Pairing: Bug/Nigel
Rating: G
Summary: Wherein you will find things that are very English, including two men.

Dis: Not mine. Lied.

Author's Notes: I considered using this space to explain all the British things being referenced but figured everyone who can get here can get to Wikipedia.

two englishmen work together in a morgue )
perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (Default)
Title: Waking Up
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Crossing Jordan
Pairing: Bug/Nigel
Rating: G
Summary: A brief sequel to Naptime

Dis: Not mine. Lied.

Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] dragonessmith, who requested it way back as part of a meme. Enjoy, darling. And tell me if they sound okay. It's been a while.

EDIT: And for [livejournal.com profile] vedakai, who actually requested it. You two confuse me.

nervousnss and cuteness all bundled up )
perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (bug)
Title: Untitled
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Crossing Jordan
Pairing: Bug/Nigel
Rating: G
Summary: None.

Dis: Not mine. Lied.

Author’s Notes: This is based on true events. I did something similar this morning. Except I can’t really blame lack of sleep, and I didn’t have a Nigel to save me from myseslf. For [livejournal.com profile] amazonqueenkate. Because I can.

cuteness )
perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (bug)
You know, Switzer and Jordan remind me a bit of Tritter and House. Except, of course, that I want House to win in the battle against Tritter. Switzer, on the other hand, is free to bitchslap Jordan from one end of the morgue to the other. Because Switzer is what Jordan used to be, and Jordan is being turned into such a diluted, fucked-up version of House that it's not even funny. I get that she's supposed to be all angry and angsty because her on-again, off-again romance with the guy everyone knew wouldn't last [because it's Jordan, for fuck's sake] is now dead, but come the fuck on, people. This is shit. This is not the Jordan we know and love. This is a fucked up, screaming obscenity to the awesomeness that was Jordan two or three seasons ago. Every time she's on screen I want to tear out my eyes and burst my eardrums with sharp pencils. At this moment, I announce myself Team Switzer.

And didn't we have the "Garrett under suspicion for fucked up morgue stuff" like two seasons ago? I'm pretty sure that's how season 3 ended, as a matter of fact.

I do not want to watch a show because the side characters are consistent [I'm ignorning the whole, "Nigel in love with some tramp" monstrosity]. I want to watch the show because all the characters are consistent and all the stories are interesting. Jordan? Driving me out of my goddamn mind. Everyone else? I'm still okay with at the moment.

Points for Jeffery Donovan. I've been in love with him since he was a psychotic madman on "Pretender".

Now, episode #3.
perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (bug)
Title: The Unexpected Reactions
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Crossing Jordan
Pairing: Bug/Nigel
Rating: R
Summary: Just before the first time.

Dis: Lies.

Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] vedaki. Consider it a graduation gift, my dear.

boylove )
perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (bug)
Title: Transplant
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Law & Order: SVU/Crossing Jordan
Pairing: None
Rating: G
Summary: None.

Dis: Not mine. Lied.

Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] dragonessmith, who requested it. [If you'd like to request your own, scroll back a few entries]

100 words exactly. Oh, yeah. )
perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (bug)
Title: Untitled
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Crossing Jordan
Pairing: Bug/Nigel
Rating: G
Summary: None

Dis: Not mine. Lied.

Author’s Notes: For amazonqueenkate, who requested it. It’s 100 words, but I’m still not totally certain it’s full enough to be a drabble. Your call, dear.

wherein you'll find yarn )
perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (fruit)
By popular demand.

1. Image hosted by Photobucket.com 2. Image hosted by Photobucket.com

eight more )
perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (secks)
Title: Love is Yarn
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Crossing Jordan
Pairing: Bug/Nigel
Rating: G
Summary: Bug, Nigel, and a craft store.

Dis: Not mine. Lied.

Author’s Notes: This idea falls back to a few weeks ago when I started contemplating which characters in which fandoms would crochet. After a few false starts, Nigel and Bug finally have their story. For the Nigel/Bug girls, who loved the thought.

good times )
perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (Default)
Title: Contents Under Pressure
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Crossing Jordan
Pairing: Nigel/Woody
Rating: PG
Summary: “Woodrow,” his voice was perfectly polite, “you seem to have lost your eyebrows.”

Dis: Not mine. I made it all up.

the eyebrow thing happened to my dad once )
perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (Default)
Title: Finding
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Crossing Jordan
Pairing: Bug/Nigel
Rating: PG
Summary: He’s not a good Indian boy, as much as he’d like to be.

Dis: Not mine. Belongs to NBC.

Author’s Notes: First part written for [livejournal.com profile] 15minuteficlets. Second part written because I didn’t feel it was done.

mild angst, then sap )
perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (Default)
Title: Everyday Romance
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Crossing Jordan
Pairing: Bug/Nigel
Rating: PG
Summary: Nigel, Bug, and walking pneumonia.

Dis: Not mine. Made it up.

Author’s Notes: Written firstly for [livejournal.com profile] vedakai, who requested it long ago. Written secondly for [livejournal.com profile] 15minuteficlets, who gave me the word to get it done.

I hope it amuses, you, v. )
perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (Default)
Title: All of our Adventures Together
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Crossing Jordan
Pairing: Woody/Nigel
Rating: R
Summary: The men together in eight drabbles.

Dis: Not mine. NBC’s. I’m making no money from this.

Author’s Notes: Drabbles! For [livejournal.com profile] julianlee, [livejournal.com profile] miriam_heddy, and the other boys and girls who enjoy the fandom so much.

need the broad side of a barn )
perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (Default)
"One Too Many"
[Bug/Woody/Nigel]
for [livejournal.com profile] snapes_gurl, because she asked.
Rated R.
porn drabble )

"Worship"
[Bug/Lily/Nigel]
for [livejournal.com profile] vedakai, because she asked, also.
Rated R.
161 words of porn )
perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (Default)
Title: All He can't have for Christmas
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Crossing Jordan
Pairing: Garrett/Nigel
Rating: PG
Summary: [None]

Dis: Belongs to NBC and those guys.

Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] dragonessasmith, who requested it. This one's a drabble.

angst, mildly )
perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (Default)
Hey, lookit that, I actually *finished* requests. It can be done.

So, yes, the Uber-commercialized Bastard Holiday drabbles as promised. I know it was OBH, but Word reads overcommercialized as two words, and I would have had to re-edit the Casey/Danny, so I changed it.

Also, I’m not completely sure on some of the paragraph breaks in the CJ drabbles, but they seem right to me. Someone thump me on the head if they’re not. Too many English 215 critiques may have ruined my ability to tell.

wco=word count originally

for shoshannagold [Casey/Danny; Sports Night] wco=103 )
*

for writerpuppy [Toby/Josh; West Wing] wco=101 )
*

for julianlee [Bug/Woody; Crossing Jordan] wco=100 )
*

for vedakai [Bug/Nigel; Crossing Jordan] wco=104 )

So, still a couple of weeks before the UBH. Hit me again. No duplicate pairings; that's no fun.
perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (Default)
Title: Low Point
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Crossing Jordan
Pairing: Peter/Garrett
Rating: PG
Archive: WWOMB, RS, my site.
Summary: Missing pills, a bad day, a shmoopy ending.

Dis: So not mine. Damnit.

Author's Notes: Had this sitting around forever. Just finally got an ending on it the other day. Maybe, since Devan is now dead, we can get Peter back. Maybe. For [livejournal.com profile] julianlee, who encouraged it in the first place. Also, apologies for the title.

boylove )
perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (Default)
Title: Milestone
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Crossing Jordan
Pairing: Nigel/Bug
Rating: G
Summary: [I've got nothin'.]

Disclaimer: It's all bullshit and innduendo. Much like the subtext of the show.

Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] miriam_heddy. Consider it a hope for inspiration.

two brits sit in the rain )
perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (nige)
Title: Homecoming
Author: Perpetual Motion
Webpage: www.geocities.com/iwannabedonna
Fandom: Crossing Jordan
Pairing: Peter/Garrett
Rating: PG
Summary: A double-drabble of Peter and Garrett. Because I can.

Dis: Lies. Damned lies. And attractive men.

Author's Notes: For Julian Lee, because she'll like it. And for Miriam, becuase I've left Bug and Nigel alone.

200 words of man love )

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