perpetual_motion: guy and kyle huggle times (free hugz!)
Title: 5 Moments in the Life of Two Dicks
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Green Lantern Corps
Pairing: Kyle/M, Guy/Kyle
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Title says it all. Consider it a sequel to Just Two Dicks.

Dis: Lies and bullshit.

Author's Notes: For [personal profile] lasergirl, per her holiday ficlet request. It got kinda long for a ficlet, but I doubt you care, hon. And beautifully betaed by [personal profile] dytabytes, who figured out I can't spell anyone's name right on the first try.

Cops! Robbers! Blows to the head! )
perpetual_motion: and he'll kick your ass (damn right he is)
Title: Scary of a Different Sort
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Green Lantern Corps/Blue Beetle 2.0 (DC Comics)
Pairing: Guy Gardner/Jaime Reyes
Rating: PG
Summary: Variation on a post-first kiss freak-out.

Disclaimer: Lies and bullshit.

Author's Notes: Encouraged and wholeheartedly approved by [personal profile] dytabytes. Set in the pre-reboot universe because it doesn't make much sense to do it in the post-reboot at the moment.

With a guest star Buddy!Kyle! )
perpetual_motion: you're breathless with ob....jectification (guys a sleepy bunny)
If you don't know, I'm going as Gal Gardner for Halloween. Not the Gal Gardner from this cover (and, yes, that is gender-swapped Guy in canon), but a '60s inspired Gal Gardner. Allow me to run you through the basics.

First, I am crocheting a dress in this basic shape (you have to click the thumbnail to make it bigger). I'm crocheting it because I can't sew for shit and can crochet quickly as needed. Right now, I'm nearly to the high waist, and once I've got that done, the rest of the bust will come pretty quickly. I'm gonna make a series of GL symbols to run down the front of the skirt similar to the way Joan's skirt is here. Mine would start slightly farther down, but it'd be a clean line of symbols from wherever I start it down to the hem.

But now we're at accessories. I have a pair of heels that will work with the whole look if I can wear heels at Halloween (may be in a knee brace--nothing serious, just annoying as fuck), and I have flats I can sub in if I need too, but now I am DETERMINED to style the rest of the look. I need little white gloves (wrist-length), and I desperately want a mustard yellow clutch to carry because it will a) be hilarious to people who know Lantern history and b) allow me to haul around my ID and shit. Amazon has this, but I'm certain I can find something sleeker and cheaper. I know there was one I coveted but put back at an overstock store, so I may hit it again to see if it's still there.

This is why I don't design my own costumes, people. I get a little nuts about them.
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This is NOT part of Comic Dork Sunday, though it could be, given what I'm about to discuss, but it's not. Because that thing is done and in the bag, and I am not adding another entry to it right now.

If you don't know yet, I am creating my own costume this Halloween. A couple of Halloweens ago, I went as a Green Lantern. I made myself a skirt, painted up so cheap boots, and painted up a busted old shirt I had. It looked fucking awesome. (I cannot, at the moment, find the picture, but trust me.) This year, because I just don't have enough things to do with my time, I'm making a full dress, mod style (or so I hope), pairing it with my boots from two years ago (which are white, pleather, and awesome), and dying my hair red. I shall be Gal Gardner. And it will, of course, be awesome.

Anyway, this made me think of a GL costume for the ladies I've been seeing in Previews for years. It's this one. It has a mini skirt, boot pullovers, and a halter neckline. The copy (such as it is) tries to sell the costume as empowering because Green Lanterns are all about willpower and ass-kicking. Which, yeah. But guys, seriously, there is a much easier way to sell that costume. And that way is Arisia.

Don't know Arisia? She's a Green Lantern, and in canon, her costume looks
like this, and her official bust from DC looks like this, and her official action figure from DC looks like this (scroll down about a quarter of the page. So, basically, you are dressing as Arisia if she lived in the real world and not a comic book.

I want to make it clear that I generally don't have an issue with Arisia's costume. The bust and the action figure are more tit-tacular than I'd like, but I've seen a lot of good takes on Arisia's costume, mostly the cover artist and inside penciller for "Emerald Warriors" who gave us (collectively) this glorious face-punching shot and numerous instances of Arisia in her tiny skirt (and other tiny things) and not looking sort of skeevy. As a lover of minis, I can't ever disagree with Arisia's wardrobe, but I definitely appreciate when an artist stops to think about how ridiculous it could look versus how believable they can make it look.

Also, for the love of fuck, do not seach "arisia green lantern costume" without safe search on Google unless you want your brain to die a little. I don't have issues with porn of fictional characters, but when I'm not expecting it, something breaks in my head.
perpetual_motion: guy and kyle huggle times (free hugz!)
I am sure a few of you are surprised I didn't lead or end with this, but I have a reason for that: as much as I freaking LOVED the opening issue, I actually have an issue I like BETTER, and also, the JLI scans have been sitting around a LOT longer. So, mid-day, you get the boys.

ten images and piles of spoilers )

That's right, I liked it so much I wrote a ton. And there's one I LIKED MORE. Just you wait.
perpetual_motion: Booster and Beetle 4-evah! (don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh)
I'm keeping Comic Dork Sunday short today, as I'm still working on getting a good backlog of entries ready to go (also, I still don't think DW is properly lining up my posts), but I'm gonna end on the best note. The Guy Gardner note:



Ladies and gents, Guy Gardner in a panel. Weird shit is going on. Weird shit must be punched. (Also, honey, your shirt is all torn. Let me help you with that.)

Enjoy the rest of your Sunday, everyone! Read a comic!

Random crap

Sep. 9th, 2011 12:55 pm
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In no particular order!

--I am tired as fuck. We were in San Diego when the power went down, and while we had a totally mellow evening, we had a 4:00 a.m. wake-up to make it to the only flight that still had seats open for today. I need more coffee but am otherwise fine.

--Having reviewed JLI and Batgirl, I'm kinda thinking about doing more comic reviews/goofy panel stuff. Basically, what I was doing on tumblr, but over here instead. It'll require a serious amount of photo uploading, but I think it'll be fun. Thoughts, anyone? Part of me wants to quit being butt-hurt about tumblr and go back to it, but I also want to do geeky comic stuff here. I mean, this is mainly a fannish blog, and comics are my big fandom, so there you go. (Also, it might be a ploy to get more of you to read comics [or more comics]).

--My writer's block seems to have died. Right now, I'm working on a Guy/Kyle (or maybe Guy & Kyle) story that's part of the Buddy Cop AU, and I've been writing it on my phone because I am a gadget dork, and it was closest. If you ever want to fuck up your thumbs, write 2,000 words of fic on your phone.

--I know I mentioned this on twitter, but I feel it needs to be repeated: Over at AO3, in the GLC cateogry, most of the stories are mine. And that's not even all my GLC stories. If you have GLC stories, you should upload them, so I don't look like the only super dork for the boys.

--Have I mentioned that the reason John Stewart is now in GLC with Guy is because Bedard wasn't certain he could do right by John in terms of character development if he were in New Guardians? This, ladies and gents, is why GLC and NG are going to be good. Bedard knew he couldn't do right by John, so he gave him to Tomasi. While I am still leery about some New DC stuff, this kind of information makes me gleeful.

--Speaking of New DC, I am still trying to figure out how the fuck the relationships work. Some people seem to be carrying their same relationships, but they wouldn't have known each other as long, and it's all very strange. I figure it'll even out, and I'm sure if I read JLA it would help out, but I don't want to and would rather wiki or just figure shit out myself.

--And the random crap is mostly comics. I'm sure we're all shocked.

--COOOOOOFFFFFFFFEEEEEEE (C-O-F-F-E-E [that will be funny to...3 of you?])
perpetual_motion: and he'll kick your ass (damn right he is)
Title: Adding on Family
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: DC Comics (Green Lantern Corps/Blue Beetle 2.0)
Pairing: Guy Gardner/Jaime Reyes
Rating: PG
Summary: Bianca is forever trying not to mother Guy, and then Jaime tells her they're together.

Dis: Lies and Bullshit.

Author's Notes: While this particular story is not [personal profile] dytabytes fault, the idea of Guy/Jaime is partially her fault. Because she helped me hash out the basic idea, and off my brain went. So, totally, kind of her fault. I am assure she does not care a whit. Also, self-betaed, so have a typo hunt!

No, really, it really is Jaime/Guy. )
perpetual_motion: guy and kyle huggle times (free hugz!)
Title: 4 Times Guy was Nice in Stealth-Mode (and One Time He Totally Got Caught)
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Green Lantern Corps
Pairing: Guy/Kyle, others that would spoil the story to mention
Rating: PG
Summary: Exactly what it says on the tin.

Dis: Lies and bullshit.

Author's Notes: For [profile] revenant_oozi, who requested pretty close to what the title says. I hope you like it! Also, self-betaed, so a point for every typo found!

All kinds of niceness behind the cut )
perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (Default)
ALL THE GREEN LANTERNS LIVE!!! ALL OF THEM!!

Today? Is awesome!!
perpetual_motion: and he'll kick your ass (damn right he is)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

::slight pause::

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

::slight pause::

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK.

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
perpetual_motion: guy and kyle huggle times (free hugz!)
Title: No Iconoclasts Allowed
By: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Green Lantern Corps/Booster Gold (DC Comics)
Pairing: Guy/Parallax!Kyle, Guy/Kyle, Ted/Booster
Rating: R (there's some non-explicit non-con)
Summary: Creepy to heroic to kind of warm and fuzzy. I offer no other explanations.

Dis: Lies and bullshit.

Author's Notes: For [profile] kirai_slasher, who requested non-con Parallax!Kyle/Guy. I don't think it went quite as dark as you were expecting, hon, and heroics and a crossover snuck in along the way. Also, self-betaed, so points for finding any typos I missed.

Onward! )
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Title: And We Will Be Heroes Forever and Ever
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Green Lantern Corps (DC Comics)
Pairing: Guy/Kyle
Rating: PG
Summary: Guy, Kyle, 20 years and a lot of history later, there are fangirls.

Dis: Lies and bullshit.

Author's Notes: For [personal profile] crimsonquills who requested it. I hope you enjoy! And the title is from "Come What May" from Moulin Rouge. Possible typos, as it was self-betaed.

Older? Yes. Wiser? Eh. )
perpetual_motion: guy and kyle huggle times (free hugz!)
Fic: Wacky Fun Times in Space
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Green Lantern Corps (DC Comics)/Star Trek (New)
Pairing: Guy/Kyle; Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG
Summary: Everyone's alternate dimension is someone else's reality. And that? That is awesome.

Dis: Lies and bullshit.

Author's Notes: For [profile] moonsong42, who requested Kirk/McCoy or Guy/Kyle. You get both! In super fanboy mode! Enjoy! (Also, self-betaed, so you may get a typo or two.)

972 words of absolute fanboyism. You're welcome? )
perpetual_motion: guy and kyle huggle times (free hugz!)
Title: Just two Dicks
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Green Lantern Corps (DC Comics)
Pairing: None (Guy & Kyle gen)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Guy and Kyle are cops. Of course they are. (Buddy Cop AU)

Dis: Bullshit and lies.

Author's Notes: For [personal profile] lasergirl, who has seen a few thousand words of a Buddy Cop AU I started and demanded to see more. I tried to make Guy a punching badass, honey, but this came out instead. I think you'll still like it.

And, yes, I'm overly proud of my title )
perpetual_motion: guy and kyle huggle times (free hugz!)
Title: A Guy Walks into a Bar (Not that One)
Author: Perpetual Motion
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Green Lantern Corps
Pairing: Guy/Kyle
Summary: A Marvel character walks into a bar. You will probably not be surprised at which one (if you read the other company).

Dis: Bullshit and lies.

Author's Notes: For [profile] moonsong42, who made fun of me while I was tipsy and demanded things.

goofiness )
perpetual_motion: guy and kyle huggle times (free hugz!)
Title: The Master, Baiting
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Green Lantern Corps
Pairing: Guy/Kyle
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Basically, I took a few of my kinks (teacher!Guy, Guy fighting, biting) and nerdish tendencies (Trek, and a Simpsons's quote if you can find it) and wrote this. You're welcome.
Author's Notes: Yeah, the summary takes care of it. I was being a goof. So I wrote this. And I liked it.

Dis: Bullshit and lies.

Where there is Trek, snarkery, and biting )
perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (the little-known second moon of Earth)
I was re-reading GLC: Recharge for research (yes, really), and I came across a panel I'd forgotten about. Basically, Guy gets told he's helping Kilowog train recruits. He's pissed because, as he tells Kilowog, he's not a teacher.

Except he is.

Canonically.

In fact, he was a special needs teacher and a gym coach.

No Prize, DC. No Prize.

::shakes head::
perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (dear god not again)
I posted this at [livejournal.com profile] guy_kyle yesterday and thought I'd post it here as well for the fun of it. Because [livejournal.com profile] crimsonquills and I keep swearing we're gonna write a "Here's why GLC is awesome" post, and neither of us ever quite get there. So instead, I give you this:


I am (as always) behind on my comics, but I finally got to sit down and read GLC #53 and GL:EW #3 tonight. Which led me to get a couple of shots to share with you all so we can discuss how Guy and Kyle are totally besties forever. And possibly totally sleeping together.

Let us look at the evidence, shall we?

a few pictures )

So, there you go, part one in a possibly ongoing series of Guy and Kyle being besties and total boyfriends. Anyone wanna volunteer for part two?

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