I demand fic, bitches.

I have bronchitis for the second time in three months [I'm just shy of exactly three months, actually], and I think this should get me sympathy.

::waits for it::

Okay, fine, then I demand fic. You can rec it. You can write it. You can make your friends write it. I don't care. I just want fic. You know my fandoms. Enjoy!

[Also, in case you care, I've cracked 20000 on the NaNo.]