Oh, Jesus H., make it stop

[perpetual_motion]

I just realized I have a fanfiction.net account from back when I first started writing fic. This puts me between the ages of 14-15 [I think I was 14], and also means that there is fic out there with my real-life name on it. How do I delete this monstrosity? Some of my earliest slash is on this account.

Nevermind my very first fic [which I will be posting for mockery later].

Is there anyway to delete my account? It includes a multi-story Mary Sue. Seriously.

No, I will not give you my full name or the fandom so you can mock, so don't even think of asking.

Seriously, is there anything I can do to get rid of this before someone other than my dear boy finds it?

Note to self: Get a cringing icon.

Comments

[dragonessasmith.livejournal.com]

Ahahhahahaha! Sorry, but I find that kinda awesome. XD I still get occasional reviews on things that I wrote in like, middle school and posted on FF.net, and I just cringe every time someone thinks it's 'really funny' and that I'm a 'great writer.' I just wanna be like, 'Nonono, that's not how I write anymore! Read this instead!' XD A lot of what I wrote I think I could pass off as crackfic now, come to think of it...

Of course, I haven't even read any of my old stuff in years. It's scary to think I was one of those (A/N: OMG can't believe I'm admitting this) people who put A/N in the middle of the stories like that. XD

[desrose.livejournal.com]

I think you should be able to delete the stories from within the account--if you can remember your password. Other than that, ask the moderators? I dunno, but I too have an account like that and I will also raise your Multi-chaptered Mary Sue to a Multi-chaptered SCOOBY DOO! Mary Sue

*blushes furiously*

[selenitia.livejournal.com]

*rubs head* I have a Star Wars Episode I/Power Rangers crossover featuring several people from the IRC channel I was frequenting at the time and the term "sparkly ball".

All of two chapters, because I ADD-ed my way out of Star Wars fandom shortly after writing and losing chapter three.
(Course with Knights of the Old Republic, I'm back in it, but that fic can die.)

[royalwhore.livejournal.com]

Yup, really is there! Sadly, I have to outline so I can't go mock.

Out of curiousity, how the *hell* did S. manage to come across this?