Best. Mom. Ever.

Re: The new Harry Potter

MOM: "You heard it was leaked in Canada?"
ME: "Yeah. That was great."
MOM: "Did you have anything to do with that?"
ME: "I'm not in Canada."
MOM: "How do I know that? You're calling from your cell phone."
ME: "Well, I'm not in Canada anymore."
MOM: "That's what I thought."