Must stop overdosing on one particular show

Yet another fun and crazy dream from the land of me.

I had a dream that I was getting married. Not to just anyone, but to Dean from "Supernatural". The inconsiderate bastard was almost late for the wedding because he had to kill something. I mean, come on! On our wedding day? I just know our honeymoon is going to be spent driving around in the Impala following the lead off some back page news article. Maybe we can have sex on the car. Maybe he'll let me play with the rock salt gun. That thing is awesome.

May the fic gods forgive me

But I've a terrible urge to Mary Sue myself some "Supernatural" fic. This is just wrong. I've spent fuck-all time fighting off the evil of the Mary Sue, and now I want to Mary Sue. Why is there no interesting chick to play with on "Supernatural"?

But why do I want to do this?

Chick with shotgun.

That is all.

Also, how else will I deal with my utter Dean love?

I'm a bad little ficcer, oh yes, I am.