Grammatical Bitchery and an option for porn

I just saw someone with an icon labeled "shagable", and if you can't tell me why that's making me twitch, please back away slowly.

Secondly, I saw that lasergirl69 is requesting porn in general. Name your fandom/pairing, dear!

Thirdly, if anyone else wants porn, fandom/pairing in the comments. You know I'm good for it.