To prove or disprove a claim by moonsong42

moonsong42 insisted on twitter that I write good fic when I'm drunk. Well, I'm drunk. And it's likely to last an hour or so, so hit me up, and let's see if she's right! Fandom, pairing, and the usual. I promise to respond while still pretty well gone. (Five extra points for Nero Wolfe requests, as I just finished reading "The Doorbell Rang.")