Oh God, I can't believe you're still reading this. Seriously.

Don't hurt yourself!

That said, WONDERFUL SNARK! My sides hurt, I was laughing so loud for so long! You, my friend, are good at this...

*rereads*

*shakes head*

I pity you and the masses for having to go through this though...

But if you do make it, thank you for making my day!