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perpetual_motion ([personal profile] perpetual_motion) wrote2006-04-11 02:29 pm

May the fic gods forgive me

But I've a terrible urge to Mary Sue myself some "Supernatural" fic. This is just wrong. I've spent fuck-all time fighting off the evil of the Mary Sue, and now I want to Mary Sue. Why is there no interesting chick to play with on "Supernatural"?

But why do I want to do this?

Chick with shotgun.

That is all.

Also, how else will I deal with my utter Dean love?

I'm a bad little ficcer, oh yes, I am.

[identity profile] calligrafiti.livejournal.com 2006-04-11 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
But why do I want to do this?

Chick with shotgun.

That is all.

Also, how else will I deal with my utter Dean love?



Maybe you could try a crossover? With all the wandering around and shooting things up these guys do, surely they'll come to the attention of someone in law inforcement or the like.

Or you could just embrace the Mary Sue. It might be fun.

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2006-04-11 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just waiting for the day Bruce Campbell guest stars, stops them, and says, "Dude, you're holding the gun all wrong. Shoot like this.

And then my ovaries will explode.

[identity profile] calligrafiti.livejournal.com 2006-04-11 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
As will the laptops of many a slasher, as they rush to type their Dean/Bruce, Sam/Bruce, or Dean/Bruce/Sam stories. With a few John/Bruce for variety.

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2006-04-11 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! Oh, yes, and how.

Seriously, for all the alone time the boys have, all those long hours in the car, and all the deeply meaningful silent looks, I can't find an ounce of Wincest. I don't understand it.

Still fun to read, though.

Mmmm...Bruce.

[identity profile] miriam-heddy.livejournal.com 2006-04-11 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
May I just say, "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Okay. I'm calm now.

Bruce!

Gimme some sugar, baby.

[identity profile] mcee.livejournal.com 2006-04-11 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
who says you can't write an original female character! i feel like the mary-sue appellation has been corrupted; if you don't make her a purple-haired, silver-eyed, reveered deus ex machina, it's just a good female original character. :)

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2006-04-11 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
But...but...you've stolen all my good ideas!!

If she isn't purple-haired, how we she be unique!!

OMG!!! U h8 mi riting!!!!

[identity profile] mcee.livejournal.com 2006-04-11 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
SUCK IT, H8TER!!!!!!1

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2006-04-11 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
im calling teh intraweb poolice n reportin u!!!!!!!

sam would luv me more, n3wzys!!!