Oh, Jesus H., make it stop

[perpetual_motion]

I just realized I have a fanfiction.net account from back when I first started writing fic. This puts me between the ages of 14-15 [I think I was 14], and also means that there is fic out there with my real-life name on it. How do I delete this monstrosity? Some of my earliest slash is on this account.

Nevermind my very first fic [which I will be posting for mockery later].

Is there anyway to delete my account? It includes a multi-story Mary Sue. Seriously.

No, I will not give you my full name or the fandom so you can mock, so don't even think of asking.

Seriously, is there anything I can do to get rid of this before someone other than my dear boy finds it?

Note to self: Get a cringing icon.

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[selenitia.livejournal.com]

*rubs head* I have a Star Wars Episode I/Power Rangers crossover featuring several people from the IRC channel I was frequenting at the time and the term "sparkly ball".

All of two chapters, because I ADD-ed my way out of Star Wars fandom shortly after writing and losing chapter three.
(Course with Knights of the Old Republic, I'm back in it, but that fic can die.)

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

I once wrote a Power Rangers/Ghostbusters/Batman/Spiderman crossover. Thankfully, it has died its needed death.