DRABBLE: There's No Reasoning [1/1] Keith Olbermann/Anderson Cooper [News RPS]

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Title: There’s No Reasoning
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: News RPS
Pairing: Keith Olbermann/Anderson Cooper
Rating: G
Summary: Anderson won’t keep on the damned mask.

Dis: Total, utter, complete lies. I don’t believe a word of it, and you shouldn’t either. We call it fiction for a reason.

Author’s Notes: Anderson_daily was shaking its collective heads at the fact that Anderson can’t keep a mask over his pretty face. Ta-da.



There’s No Reasoning
By Perpetual Motion

“They give you that mask for a reason, you know.”

“The sound gets screwy if I wear it.”

“Black mold, Anderson.”

“Worrywart, Keith.”

Keith rubbed his eyes behind his glasses. “Do you know what that mold can do to you?”

“I’m sure you could give me a full list, but I have to go edit now.” Anderson sounded amused. “I’m okay, Keith. It’s only coming off for soundbytes.”

“Sure.” Keith didn’t believe a word. “You come back with cancer, I get to start smoking again.”

“That’s awful!” Anderson laughed.

“I’ll see you soon, right?”

“As soon as possible. ‘Night.”

“Goodnight.”