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Title: The Almost Occurrences
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: News RPS
Pairing: Keith Olbermann/Stephen Colbert
Rating: R
Summary: Thoughts on something that didn't actually happen.

Dis: This whole thing is a total lie, and while it won't get certian people impeached, it could get my ass sued if I didn't admit to the fact.

Author's Notes: Way back in January, during the first dry spell of my fannish writings, I sent out a chance for requests. lunaris1013 asked for "Keith/Stephen. Porny." It's not porny, but it's angsty, and I know you like angsty.

( Exactly 600 words, which amuses me )

Title: Anderwhore
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: News RPS
Pairing: Keith Olbermann/Anderson Cooper
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Keith, Anderson, and cross-dressing.

Disclaimer: Believe me, there's no freakin' way it's true. I'm lying utterly and completely. Although, if Keith would like to come over and punish me, I could be up for that.

Author's Notes: For lunaris_, who planted the idea. And for those dirty whores in punditslash, because they're deliciously dirty.

( Porn in a skirt )

Title: Almost Funny Morning
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: News RPS
Pairing: Jon Stewart/Anderson Cooper
Rating: PG
Notes: Sequel to "Unfunny Monkey". And an AU. Jon's not married here.
Summary: Anderson gets a surprise visit in New Orleans.

Disclaimer: I don't know these men. I made it all up and don't believe a word of it. That's why I call it fiction.

Author's Notes: Sequel to "Unfunny Monkey". There are a few brief moments of happy, but it's mostly angst again. And it's an AU. Jon's not married. There's enough angst in this story without that whole hornet's nest. For lunaris_, who writes that hornet's nest and also proofread this as bits and pieces fell together.

( more pretty boys in pain )

Title: There’s No Reasoning
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: News RPS
Pairing: Keith Olbermann/Anderson Cooper
Rating: G
Summary: Anderson won’t keep on the damned mask.

Dis: Total, utter, complete lies. I don’t believe a word of it, and you shouldn’t either. We call it fiction for a reason.

Author’s Notes: Anderson_daily was shaking its collective heads at the fact that Anderson can’t keep a mask over his pretty face. Ta-da.

( drabbly, RPS goodness )

Title: Unfunny Monkey
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: News RPS
Rating: PG
Pairing: Jon Stewart [The Daily Show]/Anderson Cooper [Anderson Cooper 360]
Summary: Jon, Anderson, and Louisiana.

Dis: Not mine. If they ever found out about this, I could only hope that they'd take the compliment and show their appreciation with sex.

Author's Notes: It's RPS, folks. It's news RPS. I have hit a new milestone. This is set in the here and now, so there's mention of Hurricane Katrina and the massive fuckery from the government. Read at your own risk. Comment so I know you love me. For miriam_heddy, who gave the best answer to the question in the previous post. And for the others who wanted it as well.

( Ugly ties )