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Title: Airport Snarkery
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: News PRS
Pairing: Keith/Anderson
Rating: PG
Summary: Keith never could keep his mouth shut. Even in Andy's head.

Dis: Don't know them. Lied.

Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] leaper182, who asked so nicely. I hope you get a giggle. I know I did.

I mock Fox twice in a page and a half. I think Keith would be proud )
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Title: The Almost Occurrences
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: News RPS
Pairing: Keith Olbermann/Stephen Colbert
Rating: R
Summary: Thoughts on something that didn't actually happen.

Dis: This whole thing is a total lie, and while it won't get certian people impeached, it could get my ass sued if I didn't admit to the fact.

Author's Notes: Way back in January, during the first dry spell of my fannish writings, I sent out a chance for requests. [livejournal.com profile] lunaris1013 asked for "Keith/Stephen. Porny." It's not porny, but it's angsty, and I know you like angsty.

Exactly 600 words, which amuses me )
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Title: Oops
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: News RPS
Pairing: Keith/Stephen/Craig
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Morning after drabble.

Dis: I don’t know them. This is a total fabrication. I don’t believe a word of it.

Author’s Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] lunaris_, who requested it.

I actually had to *find* words to hit 100 )
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Title: Anderwhore
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: News RPS
Pairing: Keith Olbermann/Anderson Cooper
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Keith, Anderson, and cross-dressing.

Disclaimer: Believe me, there's no freakin' way it's true. I'm lying utterly and completely. Although, if Keith would like to come over and punish me, I could be up for that.

Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] lunaris_, who planted the idea. And for those dirty whores in [livejournal.com profile] punditslash, because they're deliciously dirty.

Porn in a skirt )
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Title: Fashion Sense
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: News RPS
Pairing: Keith Olbermann/Anderson Cooper
Rating: G
Summary: Monica’s jacket is an atrocity. It must be stopped.

Dis: I don’t know them. I don’t pretend to believe anything I write about them. It’s all total fantasy and bullshit.

Author’s Notes: Monica’s jacket on the 10/10/2005 broadcast of “Countdown” was, in short, awful. Something had to be done. Also, I seem to be gathering up a small collection of Keith/Andy drabbles. I find it amusing.

I give you the gay. )
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Title: Almost Funny Morning
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: News RPS
Pairing: Jon Stewart/Anderson Cooper
Rating: PG
Notes: Sequel to "Unfunny Monkey". And an AU. Jon's not married here.
Summary: Anderson gets a surprise visit in New Orleans.

Disclaimer: I don't know these men. I made it all up and don't believe a word of it. That's why I call it fiction.

Author's Notes: Sequel to "Unfunny Monkey". There are a few brief moments of happy, but it's mostly angst again. And it's an AU. Jon's not married. There's enough angst in this story without that whole hornet's nest. For [livejournal.com profile] lunaris_, who writes that hornet's nest and also proofread this as bits and pieces fell together.

more pretty boys in pain )
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Title: Vacation Snapshot
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: News RPS
Pairing: Keith Olbermann/Anderson Cooper
Rating: G
Summary: A few quick moments at the beach.

Dis: Total, utter lies. I claim no knowledge of either of their lives and freely admit that this story is utter bullshit.

Author’s Notes: Once again, the girls at Anderson_daily got my brain going. That plus Anderson reporting from the beach in Texas. Oh, pretty.

i'm on a drabble roll )
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Title: There’s No Reasoning
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: News RPS
Pairing: Keith Olbermann/Anderson Cooper
Rating: G
Summary: Anderson won’t keep on the damned mask.

Dis: Total, utter, complete lies. I don’t believe a word of it, and you shouldn’t either. We call it fiction for a reason.

Author’s Notes: Anderson_daily was shaking its collective heads at the fact that Anderson can’t keep a mask over his pretty face. Ta-da.

drabbly, RPS goodness )
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Title: Glutened
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: News RPS
Pairing: Anderson Cooper/Keith Olbermann
Rating: G
Summary: Keith’s a little cranky.

Disclaimer: I don’t know these men. I made this up and do not believe any of it to be true. I am in no way trying to infer that they are in any sort of romantic relationship with each other. I lay no claim to either of them as they are real persons and are not to be claimed [damn].

Author’s Notes: Keith has celiac. It is a disease that means you can’t process wheat gluten. I have it as well, so of course I wanted to make him cranky because he glutened himself [accidently ingested gluten without knowing it]. Thus, the drabble was born.

100 words, as a drabble should be )
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Title: Unfunny Monkey
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: News RPS
Rating: PG
Pairing: Jon Stewart [The Daily Show]/Anderson Cooper [Anderson Cooper 360]
Summary: Jon, Anderson, and Louisiana.

Dis: Not mine. If they ever found out about this, I could only hope that they'd take the compliment and show their appreciation with sex.

Author's Notes: It's RPS, folks. It's news RPS. I have hit a new milestone. This is set in the here and now, so there's mention of Hurricane Katrina and the massive fuckery from the government. Read at your own risk. Comment so I know you love me. For [livejournal.com profile] miriam_heddy, who gave the best answer to the question in the previous post. And for the others who wanted it as well.

Ugly ties )

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