REAL PERSON SLASH (YES, *AGAIN*), IF YOU DON'T LIKE, MAKE LIKE THE KRILL AND RUN AWAY!

Disclaimer: Don't know these men. Made it up.

Author's Notes: First bit of Andy!Slash. First time writing Christine as a massively pissed ex. For all the comment-makers on beizy's lj. Hope this fits the bill.

( Just two and half legal pages )