I feel like I should write love letters to the L&O writing staff

[perpetual_motion]

HOT DAMN

Um, Cyrus, sweetie...why is it so important that you know how dressed Ed is during sex? And why is it so important that you tell him that you keep your socks on?

And, Mike, sweetie...you were about half a step from going the way of the other Mike, and I'm amazed you stopped yourself. Good to see you when you have boundaries, although I thought they were a bit further back. Perhaps they really are and it's just that you have a thing about psychos getting away with psycho-stuff. But good on you for realizing you were gonna fuck yourself but good!

Oh, Jack? You sexy, conniving beast! Good to see you've not lost touch with your mildly shifty roots. And, did you see the smile Mike gave to Connie when you were doing your tap dance for the judge? That's a boy who knows what kind of an awesome man he has. And that wink. BLESS YOU.

But, Mikey, seriously, you were THISCLOSE. BACK AWAY FROM THE ZEALOUS. Jack had every right to leave you to fight for yourself, and Connie had every right to leave your ass behind as well. Good to see you realized it. BUT SERIOUSLY.

Oh, yeah, Jack? TRAIN METAPHOR FOR THE WIN. I GOTTA TUNNEL FOR YOU RIGHT HERE



My only complaint, because I really did think the show was EXCELLENT [and not just in regards to teh ghei], was a lack of the TIGHT WHITE SHIRT. You think they're on to us?