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A customer showed his dissatisfaction today by jizzing on my car.

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Yeah. The guy came in with a couple of phones he bricked, we told him we couldn't replace them, he wandered around for a few minutes and left. My co-worker was watching him, because he'd had an attitude, and he suddenly goes, "Holy shit, I think that guy jizzed on your car."

It was a banner day. Lemme tell you.