perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (and a gun)
perpetual_motion ([personal profile] perpetual_motion) wrote2008-04-08 09:13 pm
  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry
  • Current Mood: aggravated

Because when shit gets uber-weird, I share it here.

A customer showed his dissatisfaction today by jizzing on my car.
Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[identity profile] royalneptune.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
OH. My. God.

WHAT!?!

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. The guy came in with a couple of phones he bricked, we told him we couldn't replace them, he wandered around for a few minutes and left. My co-worker was watching him, because he'd had an attitude, and he suddenly goes, "Holy shit, I think that guy jizzed on your car."

It was a banner day. Lemme tell you.

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Agreed. And doubled.

D: D:

[identity profile] leaper182.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
He did wh--

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
YEAH.

[identity profile] dizzydame.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
......... wow.

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Because we wouldn't replace phones we hadn't sold to him. WINAR

[identity profile] lovefromgirl.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
That is bizarre. O.o

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
And given the rest of my day, somewhat tragically hilarious. Which lets you know the kind of day I've had.

[identity profile] lovefromgirl.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
I saw that. Oh, ye gods and little fishes. I hope tomorrow makes up for today a thousand percent.

[identity profile] mcee.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
IDK, sounds to me like customer satisfaction. :D!

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
I would say "for shame" in my most offended voice, were I not now laughing. Well done.

[identity profile] jadoreguy.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Please refer to my icon. Thank you.

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you, Ben Stone, for being as precise and to the point as you always were. You've been a grand help.

[identity profile] fearciuil.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Wh--? ICK! ICKICKICKICKICK!!!

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
YEAH. My manager offered to pay for a full car wash. And given what we earn, that's beyond generous.

[identity profile] ametistina.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
Eww. Just, eww.

Is it easy to clean off of a car at least?

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
It is, happily. And they're calling for large quantities of rain in the next 24 hours, so my poor Bruce will be extra-clean.

[identity profile] sipman.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
1st...WTF?
2nd...EEWWW
3rd...how did he know it was YOUR car? Does jizz-boy know you? Or was this a random walk-by-jizzing? wondering...Peace

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
1. YEAH.
2. Agreed.
3. My manager and I mentioned my car while keeping an eye on this guy because he'd come in, gotten in our faces, wandered around like he was going to steal something, and then left. We have a small lot, and my manager was asking about the specs on my car. As it's brand new and awesome.
Flat | Top-Level Comments Only