Because when shit gets uber-weird, I share it here.

[perpetual_motion]

A customer showed his dissatisfaction today by jizzing on my car.

Comments

[royalneptune.livejournal.com]

OH. My. God.

WHAT!?!

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

Yeah. The guy came in with a couple of phones he bricked, we told him we couldn't replace them, he wandered around for a few minutes and left. My co-worker was watching him, because he'd had an attitude, and he suddenly goes, "Holy shit, I think that guy jizzed on your car."

It was a banner day. Lemme tell you.

[michellek.livejournal.com]

D:

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

Agreed. And doubled.

D: D:

[leaper182.livejournal.com]

He did wh--

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

YEAH.

[dizzydame.livejournal.com]

......... wow.

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

Because we wouldn't replace phones we hadn't sold to him. WINAR

[lovefromgirl.livejournal.com]

That is bizarre. O.o

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

And given the rest of my day, somewhat tragically hilarious. Which lets you know the kind of day I've had.

[lovefromgirl.livejournal.com]

I saw that. Oh, ye gods and little fishes. I hope tomorrow makes up for today a thousand percent.

[mcee.livejournal.com]

IDK, sounds to me like customer satisfaction. :D!

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

I would say "for shame" in my most offended voice, were I not now laughing. Well done.

[jadoreguy.livejournal.com]

Please refer to my icon. Thank you.

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Ben Stone, for being as precise and to the point as you always were. You've been a grand help.

[fearciuil.livejournal.com]

Wh--? ICK! ICKICKICKICKICK!!!

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

YEAH. My manager offered to pay for a full car wash. And given what we earn, that's beyond generous.

[ametistina.livejournal.com]

Eww. Just, eww.

Is it easy to clean off of a car at least?

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

It is, happily. And they're calling for large quantities of rain in the next 24 hours, so my poor Bruce will be extra-clean.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_hedgewytch_/]

WTF???

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

YEAH.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_hedgewytch_/]

*Hugs*

[sipman.livejournal.com]

1st...WTF?
2nd...EEWWW
3rd...how did he know it was YOUR car? Does jizz-boy know you? Or was this a random walk-by-jizzing? wondering...Peace

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

1. YEAH.
2. Agreed.
3. My manager and I mentioned my car while keeping an eye on this guy because he'd come in, gotten in our faces, wandered around like he was going to steal something, and then left. We have a small lot, and my manager was asking about the specs on my car. As it's brand new and awesome.