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perpetual_motion ([personal profile] perpetual_motion) wrote2009-05-19 11:31 pm
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Saw a preview screening of "Terminator Salvation"

Dear McG:

You've proven, yet again, that you can't direct worth shit. Good show, sir. You're dead to me.

Dear writers of TS:

THE FUCK, you guys? No wonder Christian Bale went balls-out crazy. I would to if I was in a movie this bad. Jesus H.

Dear. Christian Bale:

Dude, you're CHRISTIAN BALE. You have TALENT and GOOD TASTE IN SCRIPTS. THE FUCK HAPPENED, MAN?


Further annoyances are in this podcast [co-starring The Husband] And there are spoilers, but if you've seen the trailer, you know the bulk of them. Which reminds me:

Dear Trailer Creators:

THE FUCK. YOU GAVE AWAY THE ONLY GOOD PART, YOU DOUCHEBAGS.
ext_82418: (Ben Sulks)

[identity profile] magisterequitum.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, fuck, I wanted to see this, but now I'm not too excited.

Dammit.

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
It's McG that did it. It's always McG that does it. No matter how talented the cast, he will take a giant crap on the movie.

Find the "Terminator 2" special edition [you can get and "Total Recall" for $5 at Wal-Mart right now] and watch it instead. It is vastly, VASTLY superior and has an actual emotional thread throughout.

[identity profile] lyss-monaghan.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
note to self: have an open mind when seeing the movie after seeing this review and hope that it's not THAT bad, regardless of this review.


I hate overhyped movies. But I still hope it's a bit better than your disgust. No offense, honestly; I hope you know where I'm coming from.

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
No offense taken at all. I know exactly where you're coming from. You may have a great time, and that's the point. I hope you do have a great time. There are explosions. :)