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perpetual_motion ([personal profile] perpetual_motion) wrote2004-12-08 03:28 pm

Holiday drabbles, as promised.

Hey, lookit that, I actually *finished* requests. It can be done.

So, yes, the Uber-commercialized Bastard Holiday drabbles as promised. I know it was OBH, but Word reads overcommercialized as two words, and I would have had to re-edit the Casey/Danny, so I changed it.

Also, I’m not completely sure on some of the paragraph breaks in the CJ drabbles, but they seem right to me. Someone thump me on the head if they’re not. Too many English 215 critiques may have ruined my ability to tell.

wco=word count originally



“Take it off.”

Casey yanked the Santa hat down over his eyebrows. “No.”

“Case, I swear to God-“

“Don’t Scrooge, Danny. This is for Charlie.”

Danny’s eyebrows rose. “Your stupid hat for celebrating the Uber-commercialized Bastard Holiday is for Charlie?”

“Yes.”

“He’s fifteen. He sees you in that hat and every ounce of teenage angst he has is going to boil over until he dies of embarrassment.”

“He will not.”

“Think back to when you were fifteen. Now, add to that the fact that you are the Big Gay Dad.”

Casey pulled the hat off. “Fine.”

Dan kissed Casey. “Thank you.”

*



They dance together to Bing Crosby. Toby moves fluidly, giving away the fact that he’s more graceful than he appears. Josh manages to keep up unless the music suddenly changes. When he stumbles on the high notes, Toby rubs circles into his back and makes shushing sounds in his ear. “We could turn it off.”

“No.” Josh digs his fingers into Toby’s shoulders. “Just…” He’s not sure what to say. “Just…”

Toby holds him closer, runs his fingers over the cables of Josh’s sweater. “It’s music. Not sirens. No ambulance. It’s just music.”

“Yeah.” Josh stumbles again. Toby catches him.

*



It’s a lovely vest, green with red stripes. Somehow, Bug manages not to look like an elf while wearing it.

Somehow, Woody keeps himself from unbuttoning it. “Nice vest.”

“Thanks. Lily got it for me.” Bug’s tone is distasteful. “It’s not me.”

“It looks good.” Woody’s hand comes out of his pocket and follows a stripe. The vest is soft. Well-made. Woody’s fingers follow another stripe. “It’d look better hanging off the bedpost.”

“Get out.” There’s a smile at the edge of Bug’s mouth. “Perv me later.”

Woody grins. “Count on it.” He strokes the vest once more and leaves.

*



“Bug, I-“ Nigel paused halfway into the lab and stared at Bug. “Bite off more than you can chew?” Nigel laughed as Bug glared and made no move to dislodge the cookie that was hanging out of his mouth. “Lily’s cookies?” Bug nodded. “Mind if I steal a bite?” Nigel stepped over, titled Bug’s head up, and bit down on the cookie. His lips brushed Bug’s in the process. Nigel grinned around his part of the cookie when Bug made a small, surprised sound. He swallowed.

“Found some bugs for you to play with. Have fun.” Nigel winked and was gone.


So, still a couple of weeks before the UBH. Hit me again. No duplicate pairings; that's no fun.

[identity profile] hobbit-feet.livejournal.com 2004-12-08 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Huang/Stabler or Goren/Carver. There can never be enough Law and Order manslash in the world.

[identity profile] hobbit-feet.livejournal.com 2004-12-08 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
ARRG! My computer, Satanic demon that it is, deleted most of my post. I HAD commented on the fics but POOF, all of it was deleted. So I just wanted to say that the Toby/Josh was lovely and just makes your heart wrench in the best way possible and Woody/Bug/Vest is totally my OT3.

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2004-12-08 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, I'd love to see that icon.
Woody/Bug/Vest OT3.

[identity profile] hobbit-feet.livejournal.com 2004-12-08 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
*g* That would be really great. Wish I was talented like that.

But what would be even better is if in an upcoming episode Bug wore a green vest. I can just see the letters to the show's producers, "PLEASE, put Ravi Kapoor in a green vest with red stripes. No, you probably don't want to know why, but you'd make a lot of slashers people very happy."

[identity profile] dragonessasmith.livejournal.com 2004-12-09 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
I love you.

Seriously. I love the drabbles too, even the first two where I had no idea who the people were. And the Woody/Bug one made me melt. And OMG after that last one I want a cookie. XD

Also, I'd like to request unrequited Garrett!Love, from Nigel or Bug. ^__^ Please and thank you!

[identity profile] wildmachinery.livejournal.com 2004-12-09 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Lovelovelovelovelove you for these. Seriously. They're wonderful.

Since I want to see more of these, d'you want to write me Sam/Toby or Much/Finn? :-)

[identity profile] wildmachinery.livejournal.com 2004-12-09 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
and by "Much" I mean "Munch", of course.

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2004-12-09 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno, I kind of like 'Much/Finn'. It implies that 'Much' of something is going one. ::leer::

[identity profile] vkai.livejournal.com 2004-12-09 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
oh, thank you! thank you! you rock!

i enjoyed the bug/nigel AND the bug/woody. i feel like i cheated.

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2004-12-09 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not cheating. They *are* two completely different pairings. :)

[identity profile] shoshannagold.livejournal.com 2004-12-09 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, Danny is the best almost-dad ever! And they're pretty cute, aren't they?

Your Toby/Josh brought tears to my eyes. I've read a lot of TWW, and very few of them resonate with me the way that drabble did!

Now I kind of with I'd asked for Josh/Sam, just to see them done by you again. ;)

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2004-12-09 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I only said no copy pairings. I never said no copy fandoms. Would you like some Josh/Sam?

[identity profile] shoshannagold.livejournal.com 2004-12-09 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
*bounces up and down*

That would be lovely, please!

[identity profile] royalwhore.livejournal.com 2004-12-09 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad to see there's at least some romance you can write well. Clearly if you had written your NaNo as male/male romance, the plot might have gone much, much better. ;P

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2004-12-09 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, man, how true that is.

Any requests, darling?

[identity profile] royalwhore.livejournal.com 2004-12-10 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
None that I can think of at the moment. But thanks for asking.

[identity profile] out-there.livejournal.com 2004-12-13 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
“Think back to when you were fifteen. Now, add to that the fact that you are the Big Gay Dad.”

*laughs* See? It has nothing to do with the hair. *This* is the reason no one thinks Casey is cool. (And it's also the reason everyone loves Danny so much. Not only is he right, but he's adorable while being so.)

“Found some bugs for you to play with. Have fun.” Nigel winked and was gone.

*snerk* Loved that.

[identity profile] writerpuppy.livejournal.com 2004-12-13 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
*sniffs*

You put way too much emotion into far too few words. Many, many thanks.

Okay, round two? Do you do L&O mothership? Briscoe/McCoy, pre- or post-retirement.

If Jack and Lenny aren't your guys, how about Spike from BtVS with the partner of your choice?

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2004-12-13 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't before, but I don't turn down a challenge. [Also, [livejournal.com profile] snapes_gurl requested Lennie/Ed, so this just proves that I must try L&O original.]

[identity profile] writerpuppy.livejournal.com 2004-12-13 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
*watches lj like cat at mousehole*