Fucking Oxen

[perpetual_motion]

John drowned when I tried to ford the river.
Kyle broke his leg, then died.
One of my oxen got injured.

Guess what I'm playing?
And guess where the names come from?

EDIT: And now Alan has typhoid. Damnit, Alan.
EDIT 2: And now Alan broke his leg. Double damnit, Alan!
EDIT 3: And now Hal has typhoid.
EDIT 4: And now Hal has CHOLERA. Pick one, dude.
EDIT 5: And now an oxen has died. Fucking oxen.
EDIT 6: And now Alan broke his arm. Alan, seriously, you're just trying to fuck this up, aren't you?
EDIT 7: I win! Suck it, monkeys! Alan, Hal, and Guy survived. As well as three oxen.

Comments

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

TG makes everything better. Even if what you have is pretty awesome to begin with.

[fearciuil.livejournal.com]

And they've got Michael Gambon on! Cool.