Fucking Oxen
Aug. 16th, 2009 03:40 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
perpetual_motionJohn drowned when I tried to ford the river.
Kyle broke his leg, then died.
One of my oxen got injured.
Guess what I'm playing?
And guess where the names come from?
EDIT: And now Alan has typhoid. Damnit, Alan.
EDIT 2: And now Alan broke his leg. Double damnit, Alan!
EDIT 3: And now Hal has typhoid.
EDIT 4: And now Hal has CHOLERA. Pick one, dude.
EDIT 5: And now an oxen has died. Fucking oxen.
EDIT 6: And now Alan broke his arm. Alan, seriously, you're just trying to fuck this up, aren't you?
EDIT 7: I win! Suck it, monkeys! Alan, Hal, and Guy survived. As well as three oxen.
Kyle broke his leg, then died.
One of my oxen got injured.
Guess what I'm playing?
And guess where the names come from?
EDIT: And now Alan has typhoid. Damnit, Alan.
EDIT 2: And now Alan broke his leg. Double damnit, Alan!
EDIT 3: And now Hal has typhoid.
EDIT 4: And now Hal has CHOLERA. Pick one, dude.
EDIT 5: And now an oxen has died. Fucking oxen.
EDIT 6: And now Alan broke his arm. Alan, seriously, you're just trying to fuck this up, aren't you?
EDIT 7: I win! Suck it, monkeys! Alan, Hal, and Guy survived. As well as three oxen.
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on 2009-08-16 10:30 pm (UTC)