Because when shit gets uber-weird, I share it here.

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A customer showed his dissatisfaction today by jizzing on my car.

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[lovefromgirl.livejournal.com]

That is bizarre. O.o

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And given the rest of my day, somewhat tragically hilarious. Which lets you know the kind of day I've had.

[lovefromgirl.livejournal.com]

I saw that. Oh, ye gods and little fishes. I hope tomorrow makes up for today a thousand percent.