He has no ass!

So, I have an addiction to "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition". I like the show. I like the demolition. I like Ty and his annoying megaphone. I like how Paul and Preston are so goofy and adoring of each other. ["Paul's the greatest for theme rooms. The *greatest*." "Preston did it all on his own. I just threw out a couple of small ideas."]

While watching last night's show, I got a huge laugh out of the fact that Ty has no hips and no ass. They were fixing up a house in Vegas, and during the requisite "Ty runs through the house yelling through the megaphone that they're running out of time" shot, he dressed up as Elvis. Well, Ty, Elvis had hips and an ass. You, my dear, over-muscled handyman, have neither.

But I still love you.
I'll love you more if you send me Paul.