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Title: 5 Moments in the Life of Two Dicks
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Green Lantern Corps
Pairing: Kyle/M, Guy/Kyle
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Title says it all. Consider it a sequel to Just Two Dicks.

Dis: Lies and bullshit.

Author's Notes: For lasergirl, per her holiday ficlet request. It got kinda long for a ficlet, but I doubt you care, hon. And beautifully betaed by dytabytes, who figured out I can't spell anyone's name right on the first try.

( Cops! Robbers! Blows to the head! )

If you don't know, I'm going as Gal Gardner for Halloween. Not the Gal Gardner from this cover (and, yes, that is gender-swapped Guy in canon), but a '60s inspired Gal Gardner. Allow me to run you through the basics.

First, I am crocheting a dress in this basic shape (you have to click the thumbnail to make it bigger). I'm crocheting it because I can't sew for shit and can crochet quickly as needed. Right now, I'm nearly to the high waist, and once I've got that done, the rest of the bust will come pretty quickly. I'm gonna make a series of GL symbols to run down the front of the skirt similar to the way Joan's skirt is here. Mine would start slightly farther down, but it'd be a clean line of symbols from wherever I start it down to the hem.

But now we're at accessories. I have a pair of heels that will work with the whole look if I can wear heels at Halloween (may be in a knee brace--nothing serious, just annoying as fuck), and I have flats I can sub in if I need too, but now I am DETERMINED to style the rest of the look. I need little white gloves (wrist-length), and I desperately want a mustard yellow clutch to carry because it will a) be hilarious to people who know Lantern history and b) allow me to haul around my ID and shit. Amazon has this, but I'm certain I can find something sleeker and cheaper. I know there was one I coveted but put back at an overstock store, so I may hit it again to see if it's still there.

This is why I don't design my own costumes, people. I get a little nuts about them.

I am sure a few of you are surprised I didn't lead or end with this, but I have a reason for that: as much as I freaking LOVED the opening issue, I actually have an issue I like BETTER, and also, the JLI scans have been sitting around a LOT longer. So, mid-day, you get the boys.

( ten images and piles of spoilers )

That's right, I liked it so much I wrote a ton. And there's one I LIKED MORE. Just you wait.

In no particular order!

--I am tired as fuck. We were in San Diego when the power went down, and while we had a totally mellow evening, we had a 4:00 a.m. wake-up to make it to the only flight that still had seats open for today. I need more coffee but am otherwise fine.

--Having reviewed JLI and Batgirl, I'm kinda thinking about doing more comic reviews/goofy panel stuff. Basically, what I was doing on tumblr, but over here instead. It'll require a serious amount of photo uploading, but I think it'll be fun. Thoughts, anyone? Part of me wants to quit being butt-hurt about tumblr and go back to it, but I also want to do geeky comic stuff here. I mean, this is mainly a fannish blog, and comics are my big fandom, so there you go. (Also, it might be a ploy to get more of you to read comics [or more comics]).

--My writer's block seems to have died. Right now, I'm working on a Guy/Kyle (or maybe Guy & Kyle) story that's part of the Buddy Cop AU, and I've been writing it on my phone because I am a gadget dork, and it was closest. If you ever want to fuck up your thumbs, write 2,000 words of fic on your phone.

--I know I mentioned this on twitter, but I feel it needs to be repeated: Over at AO3, in the GLC cateogry, most of the stories are mine. And that's not even all my GLC stories. If you have GLC stories, you should upload them, so I don't look like the only super dork for the boys.

--Have I mentioned that the reason John Stewart is now in GLC with Guy is because Bedard wasn't certain he could do right by John in terms of character development if he were in New Guardians? This, ladies and gents, is why GLC and NG are going to be good. Bedard knew he couldn't do right by John, so he gave him to Tomasi. While I am still leery about some New DC stuff, this kind of information makes me gleeful.

--Speaking of New DC, I am still trying to figure out how the fuck the relationships work. Some people seem to be carrying their same relationships, but they wouldn't have known each other as long, and it's all very strange. I figure it'll even out, and I'm sure if I read JLA it would help out, but I don't want to and would rather wiki or just figure shit out myself.

--And the random crap is mostly comics. I'm sure we're all shocked.

--COOOOOOFFFFFFFFEEEEEEE (C-O-F-F-E-E [that will be funny to...3 of you?])

Title: 4 Times Guy was Nice in Stealth-Mode (and One Time He Totally Got Caught)
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Green Lantern Corps
Pairing: Guy/Kyle, others that would spoil the story to mention
Rating: PG
Summary: Exactly what it says on the tin.

Dis: Lies and bullshit.

Author's Notes: For revenant_oozi, who requested pretty close to what the title says. I hope you like it! Also, self-betaed, so a point for every typo found!

( All kinds of niceness behind the cut )

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

::slight pause::

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

::slight pause::

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK.

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Title: And We Will Be Heroes Forever and Ever
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Green Lantern Corps (DC Comics)
Pairing: Guy/Kyle
Rating: PG
Summary: Guy, Kyle, 20 years and a lot of history later, there are fangirls.

Dis: Lies and bullshit.

Author's Notes: For crimsonquills who requested it. I hope you enjoy! And the title is from "Come What May" from Moulin Rouge. Possible typos, as it was self-betaed.

( Older? Yes. Wiser? Eh. )

Title: Just two Dicks
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Green Lantern Corps (DC Comics)
Pairing: None (Guy & Kyle gen)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Guy and Kyle are cops. Of course they are. (Buddy Cop AU)

Dis: Bullshit and lies.

Author's Notes: For lasergirl, who has seen a few thousand words of a Buddy Cop AU I started and demanded to see more. I tried to make Guy a punching badass, honey, but this came out instead. I think you'll still like it.

( And, yes, I'm overly proud of my title )

Title: The Master, Baiting
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Green Lantern Corps
Pairing: Guy/Kyle
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Basically, I took a few of my kinks (teacher!Guy, Guy fighting, biting) and nerdish tendencies (Trek, and a Simpsons's quote if you can find it) and wrote this. You're welcome.
Author's Notes: Yeah, the summary takes care of it. I was being a goof. So I wrote this. And I liked it.

Dis: Bullshit and lies.

( Where there is Trek, snarkery, and biting )

I was re-reading GLC: Recharge for research (yes, really), and I came across a panel I'd forgotten about. Basically, Guy gets told he's helping Kilowog train recruits. He's pissed because, as he tells Kilowog, he's not a teacher.

Except he is.

Canonically.

In fact, he was a special needs teacher and a gym coach.

No Prize, DC. No Prize.

::shakes head::