Wanna Get Ficced?

Chapter 11 of the HSAU is finally finished. It is also 5247 words, and I can't tell if all those words are necessary or if some of them just wandered in by mistake. Anyone got time today to give it a quick going over?

--The Percy/Oliver is now 21,066 words. I think I'm in the final act. Maybe. I'm not sure. I got another twist. And I still need a beta. [Hint. Hint.] [Ignore that.]

--I'm also slowly but surely setting up my new webpage. Have I thanked sparrowinsky for the webspace, because I've meant to say it. So, thanks, hon! Much obliged!

--Have I mentioned I need a beta for the Percy/Oliver? Because I need a beta for the Percy/Oliver. [And that.]

--I watched the entire second season of "Mad Men" in three days. It's only 13 episodes, but that's not a light show. It is, however, a fantastic show. And pretty, and now I will have a perfect way to define "quiet desperation" if anyone asks. Pretty much, pick someone on the show and that's it. Also, I desperately want Salvatore/Ken, where Salvatore finds out that Ken's constant womanizing is just a cover because Ken doesn't want to be one of "those" guys in advertising. Someone write that for me.

--Also, beta? Anyone? Bueller? Beta? [And that, too.]

The Percy/Oliver is at 5100, and I've got at least four more scenes planned out. So anyone want to take a whack at it? I'm nervous about my Percy characterization, so I need someone to really dig in on that.

I have now seen "Star Trek" a second time, and it only doubles my love for Chekov and Scotty. Oh, they will SO be having sex. Funny, giddy, accented sex.

OH MY YES.

So, let's make this quick: Beta?

EDIT: Oh, yeah, I made a "Hot Fuzz" reference. Because it's SIMON PEGG.

The DF/HP crossover is now at 4700 words. Consider this the early request for a beta. I'd rather know it sounds off now than somewhere down the road where it's twice as long. So, beta? Please?

I've got a Guy/Kyle story typed up and proofed once. I typed it from handwritten form, so it's getting one more proof before I call it good. I can type 100 words a minute, but accuracy depends entirely on how often I use whatever keyboard I'm typing on. The keyboard I used was not a regular.

And, again, beta?