Oh, Jesus H., make it stop

I just realized I have a fanfiction.net account from back when I first started writing fic. This puts me between the ages of 14-15 [I think I was 14], and also means that there is fic out there with my real-life name on it. How do I delete this monstrosity? Some of my earliest slash is on this account.

Nevermind my very first fic [which I will be posting for mockery later].

Is there anyway to delete my account? It includes a multi-story Mary Sue. Seriously.

No, I will not give you my full name or the fandom so you can mock, so don't even think of asking.

Seriously, is there anything I can do to get rid of this before someone other than my dear boy finds it?

Note to self: Get a cringing icon.