House Season 2 teaches the evils of sex and lesbians

Sex Kills [episode 2.14]-Man's wife fucks around on him. Man divorces wife. Man later fucks wife. Man ends up in hospital and nearly dies and needs a new heart. Woman gets in car crash. Woman's heart can go to man. But woman's heart in infected because husband gave her an STD from when he cheated. Also the possibility that wife cheated with student.

Conclusion? Sex out of wedlock, even when it's not adultery, can kill you.

Clueless [episode 2.15]-Woman and husband experiment with some kinky sex play [Rape fantasy]. Husband ends up in hospital with unknown disease. Wife gives lovely speech about how people don't change, and it's best to work around that idea to keep a healthy relationship. Woman is later proven as an attempted murderer who's been poisioning her husband.

Conclusion? Experimenting with non-vanilla sex will make your wife hate you and want to kill you.

Safe [episode 2.16]-Teenage girl with serious allergies and a new heart has sex for the first time in her life with her boyfriend of two years, who's still with her despite an incredibly overprotective mother freaking him out. Boyfriend dragged tick into the room when he snuck into girlfriend's room for sex. Tick latches itself to the inside of the teenage girl's vagina, landing her in the hospital with lyme disease.

Conclusion? Having sex before marriage, even in a committed relationship, will kill you.

Sleeping Dogs Lie [episode 2.18]-Lesbian woman can't sleep. Girlfriend gets her to the hospital and donates half her liver to save her. Lesbian woman plans to leave girlfriend. Girlfriend knows and still gives liver because it will keep her around.

Conclusion? Lesbian relationships are completely fucked up and unhealthy and will cause you to get the fucking plague.

Look, I like House. Fuckin' love it, most weeks, and I'm willing to give it a pass on all the "Oh, NOES!! SECKS!!" shit that goes on becuase that goes on on practically every show on the air. But the lesbians? Fuck the fuck off. It's one of the most, if not the most insulting ideas of two women in a relationship I've ever seen. Doesn't the show have enough major charcters with fucked up personal lives, or can the writers just not get off enough to the sheer pain House puts himself through with every relationship he has?

Fic: Before and After the Before [1/1] Peter/Hiro [Heroes]

Title: Before and After the Before
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Heroes
Pairing: Peter/Hiro
Rating: PG
Spoilers: The train scene from “Hiros” is recreated word-for-word.
Summary: “you really need a less complicated power.”

Dis: Not mine. Lied through my teeth.

Author’s Notes: A big thanks to distaff_exile, who proofread the first few pages and told me they sounded right to her. And to my brain, which went through a lot of pain to wrap itself around the concept of Hiro’s power.

( they really would be terribly cute together )