I'm gonna have to get a divorce

MY HUSBAND: "James May needs a haircut. It's just...awful."

ME: "What? Are you INSANE?"

MY HUSBAND: "He looks like an idiot!"

ME: "You know this is grounds for divorce, right?"

MY HUSBAND: "Fine. File the papers."

ME: "Fine."

[Cue Laughter]

Seriously, though, I don't know what's wrong with him.

[And we did agree that the Hamster is in DIRE need of at LEAST a trim.]