A gift, while I slog through chapter 5 of the epic fail that is "Twilight".

I think a majority of the L&O lovers on my flist have been L&O fans since god was a child the show's inception. Which means you've probably already seen this clip, but it's still glorious.

Sam Waterson, some 12 or 15 years younger, for Old Glory Robot Insurance.

I swear he's only gotten more handsome.

Tonight's icon for the "Twilight" snark is wholly appropriate.

I imagine Spider Jerusalem, if he ever met Stephanie Meyer [and was, in fact, a real person], would set the bowel disruptor to "prolapse" and go about his day. Wish I had a bowel disruptor.

Chapter 5 is titled, "Blood Type". I need a drink. And I'm not kidding.

::goes off to make a drink::

Okay, I've got a Cosmo the size of my head. Let's do this.

"Thank you for joining us, Miss Swan," Mr. Mason said in a disparaging tone.

I love you, Mr. Mason. Marry me.

( Bet it goes downhill from here )

Okay, that's it for tonight. I just...jesus h., the shit Meyer's spewing is actually getting WORSE. And even more psychologically unhealthy. Think about that.

Yeah, I'm ending this one on a downer. I didn't mean to, but there are times when shit falls like it does for a reason. And this reason? Is because this shit is fucked up.

Um...WHAT

I have a copy of Bon Jovi's album, "Crush". I've had the album, in some form or another, since my senior year of high school. I was listening to it today, and I was listening to "Just Older".

"Wow, this would be a great first track for a Jack McCoy fanmix."
>.>
<.<
"THE HELL."

I have never done a fanmix. I have no idea where this sudden idea has come from. It is very strange.

[And Justin Timberlake's "Sexy Back" would be on it, too. ]

::facepalm::

EDIT: And "I Wanna Be Like You" from the "Jungle Book" would be the perfect Jack/Mike song.

::facepalm again::