Damn you, New Trek

I want to write Scotty/Chekov. Because that much glee should be shared. In bed. Can you just see it? Chekov bouncing all over the walls. "Oh, that's neat! What's that? Can I tweak that?" And Scotty just trying to shoo him away. "You are irritating and talk funny. Shoo."

And then they go drinking.

And then they have sex.

Yeah, my resolve lasted

I'm writing Scotty/Chekov [2009 version, of course].

My resolve lasted all of...fifteen minutes? Go me?