Wanna Get Ficced?

Title: Hollywood Beginnings
Author: Perpetual Motion
Recipient: Shakes (kellisti)
Pairings: Stafford/Christeson (aka Evan/John); Brad/Ray
Rating: R
Word Count: 2190
Summary: Evan and Jason are cameramen hopefuls in Hollywood determined to find their big break.

Dis: Lies and bullshit.

Author's Notes:: Written for kellisti for yagkyas. It's an AU, and it's schmoop.

( Swearing! So much swearing! )

Title: Forgot the Fucking Curtains
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Generation Kill
Pairing: Ray/Brad
Rating: R
Summary: Ray. Brad. Portland, Oregon. Ikea. (aka, Curtain!fic)

Author's Notes: For shoshannagold for the sheer fun of it. Also, this is self-betaed (shosh is usually my beta), so there's a 99% 100% chance something in here is wrong. If you find it, I will give you a pony. (Pony not guaranteed.)

Disclaimer: None of this is true. At all. All persons in this story are based on fictionalized portrayals of real persons, whom the author will never, ever claim to no. Same for all colberts.


( Household shopping. With swearing. )

Title: Seek Truth and Report It
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Generation Kill
Pairing: Brad/Ray (maybe)
Rating: R (for Ray, natch)
Summary: The column inches feel shorter every day.

Dis: Lies and bullshit, as always.

Author's Notes: As will come as a surprise to probably no one in this fandom, it's all shoshannagold's fault. She told me to watch "Generation Kill," she got gleeful when I liked it, and then she did the beta on this. And it's so much better because of her.

( Underestimations and uncertainties )