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perpetual_motion12 drabbles, 12 fandoms, 12 pairings.
I’d love to say that this is some part of a challenge, but it’s not. This is the shit I do when I get writer’s block and get bored. Although, if anyone else wants to join in the fun, be my freakin’ guest.
Also, note, I tried to fix my cut tags 6 times. I even went back to the lj help section. Still no luck. Fuck it. Enjoy the drabbles.
Woody/Nigel
Trouble-“Crossing Jordan”-Nigel/Woody
“I don’t think this is a good idea.”
“You should stop thinking.” Nigel hooked his foot around Woody’s ankle. “Only gets you into trouble.”
“I wasn’t thinking when I walked in here.”
“Are you implying you’re in trouble?”
Woody squirmed against the wall. “I’m stating you *are* trouble.”
“Glad someone’s finally noticed.” Nigel stroked Woody’s neck. “And if I’m so much trouble, why are you here?”
Woody hooked an arm around Nigel’s neck and pulled him in. “Guess I like trouble.”
“All trouble?”
“I’m very specific about my trouble. Nothing illegal. Nothing dangerous.”
“How about English?”
Woody grinned. “Sounds perfect.”
*
Adam/Jesse
Chancing You-“Mutant X”-Adam/Jesse (itty-bitty spoilers for 4/17 ep)
Jesse woke up and watched Adam sleep. He touched Adam’s hand, still amazed it was real. “Stay.”
“I can’t.” Adam’s eyes opened. “You’d be in danger.”
“If you leave, we still are.”
“But less so.”
Jesse breathed and felt everything constrict. “I don’t care. The others don’t, either.”
Adam pulled him close. “I don’t want to run. I have to. If I stay here, they’ll find me. If they find me, they’ll find you and kill you. I can chance myself. I can’t chance you.”
“I can’t chance you.”
“I’ll come back Jesse. I swear.”
“You have to.”
“I *swear*.”
*
Nick/Greg
Quiet Time-“CSI”-Nick/Greg
“There you are.”
“I’ve been here.” Greg set his slide down. “What’s up?”
“Nothing.” Nick hopped on the counter. “You?”
“Playing catch up.” Greg stripped off his gloves. “I’m bored out of my mind.”
“Me, too.” Nick grinned wickedly. “Wanna have some fun?”
“How so?” Greg licked his lips.
Nick slid off the counter. “C’mere.” He led the way to the one corner of the lab no person or camera could see. He waited for Greg to step up to him before grinning again. “Hey, there.”
“Hey.” Greg slid a hand around Nick’s waist. “How are you?”
“Just fine.”
“Great.”
*
JD/Dr. Cox
My Song List-“Scrubs”-JD/Dr. Cox
“What’s the matter, Mary Jane?”
“Had a hard day.”
“So place a don’t disturb sign on the door.”
JD blinked. “Did we just quote Alanis lyrics?”
“No.”
“But-“
Perry clapped a hand over his mouth. “We did not, and further conversation will make me wish for a jagged little pill.”
“Mphengpo.”
“Quiet, Newbie.”
“Peyooma.”
“Don’t make me shut you up, Betsy.”
JD’s eyebrows rose. He licked Perry’s palm. “Mame.”
Perry removed his hand. “What was that?”
“Make me.”
“Make you what?”
JD’s grin was lecherous and obviously learned from Perry. “Make me shut up.”
“You’ve already won me over, Veronica.”
*
Orlando/Elijah
First Breakfast-“LOTR RPS”-Orlando/Elijah
“There are strawberries in my cereal.”
“So?”
“Who eats strawberries in their cereal?”
Orlando grinned around a mouthful of strawberries and cereal. “I do.”
“Freak.” Elijah swirled his cereal with his spoon. “Weirdo.”
“Surly bastard.”
“English bastard.”
“Oh, would you two shut up and fuck already?!” Dom’s voice was cranky.
Elijah looked down the table with a grin. “Did that, thanks.”
Sean made a face. “I didn’t need to hear that.”
“You’ll live.” Orlando plucked a strawberry from Elijah’s bowl and bit into it.
“Don’t do that.” Elijah looked suddenly ravenous.
Orlando licked juice off his fingers. “Come stop me.”
*
Huang/Elliot
Complications-“Law and Order: SVU”-George/Elliot
“They hate me.”
George looked up from his magazine. “They don’t hate you.”
“They hate me.” Elliot flopped onto the bed.
“They hate the situation. Children take out their anger on the parent that moves out-“
“And turns gay.”
George sighed. “If I wanted to hear whining, I would have gone into private practice.”
“There’s still time.”
“And miss seeing your cheerful face in the squad room?”
Elliot turned to face George. “I’m a jackass.”
“Yes.”
“Sorry.”
“They don’t hate you.”
“I know. It just *hurts*, you know?”
“I’m one of the reasons for their loss of stability. I know.”
*
Monk/Disher
Firsts-“Monk”-Adrian/Randy
He remembered all the firsts they’d had so far. Their first touch had been completely accidental, fingers brushing over the last bottle of Sierra Springs. Their first non-awkward conversation had been about stain removers. Their first kiss had been the most* petrifying moment of Randy’s life.
And their first time; Randy remembered everything; the tension he’d talked out of Adrian, the wipe that had followed his mouth, Adrian saying his name quietly just once as they fell asleep.
But this first was the best, because never before had Adrian said that *word* to him during any of the other firsts.
*
Creegan/Jay (computer guy)
Sharpie-“Touching Evil” (States Version)-David/Jay (computer guy)
Jay stutters sometimes when he talks. Danny never says anything about it. He gets a Sharpie and draws a smiley with a wavy smile on the back of Jay’s hand. Jay grins a little and lets it dry. He sneaks up behind David and inks ‘random’ on David’s neck. David could stop him. He tilts his head forward.
Susan watches their antics, draws a heart on a legal pad, and scrawls their initials on it. Jay blushes and shuffles off. David grabs the Sharpie and adds Susan’s initials to the heart.
She gives him a look and leaves the table.
*
Jonas/Jack
Visitation Rights-“Stargate: SG-1”-Jonas/Jack
“You’re back.”
“Yeah.” Jonas smiled. “Good to see you.”
Jack shook Jonas’s hand. “You, too. How long you here?”
“Few days. Just here to give some updates.” Jonas followed Jack to the guest quarters.
“Anything blow up, yet?”
Jonas grinned. “Not yet.”
“There’s still time.”
“Yeah.” Jonas let Jack open the door to the guest quarters and stepped in first. He watched Jack stand in the middle of the room. “It’s good to see you, Jack.”
Jack grinned and some unknown layer stripped invisibly off him. He walked across the room and pecked Jonas on the nose. “You, too, Jonas.”
*
Ron/Neville
Victory Day-“Harry Potter”-Ron/Neville
“It’s over.”
“Yeah.”
Neville stared out the window. “I thought it’d be sunny when it happened.”
Ron cupped Neville’s neck from behind. “Should it be? We’ve won, but so many people won’t ever see it. Maybe it should be raining.”
“I guess.” Neville turned and held onto Ron. “I just cant’ believe it. Seven years, and it’s over. He’s dead.”
“For good.” Ron tried not to think of how many other people he could say that about.
“Should we celebrate?”
“Do you feel up to it?”
“Not really.” Neville sighed and yawned. “I just want to sleep.”
“I could sleep.”
*
Sisko/Bashir
Bedside Manners-“Star Trek-Deep Space Nine”-Sisko/Bashir (tiny spoilers for "Past Tense"
“You should have gone with Dax.”
“I knew there’d be wounded.”
Sisko watched Julian’s brow furrow, and he touched it gently. “You’re going to wrinkle.”
“I’m sure I’ll be able to blame most of them on you.”
“I would think Jadzia would cause a few.”
“Not nearly as many as you, I’m certain.”
“She’ll be disappointed to hear that.”
“So am I.” Julian straightened up from checking Benjamin’s wound. “It’s healing nicely.”
“Aren’t you going to kiss it better?” Benjamin’s smile was a challenge.
“Not in the infirmary.” Julian’s smile was a promise.
“After dinner, then?”
“Now, that’s a possibility.”
*
Don/Cosmo
A Triple Threat-“Singin’ in the Rain”-Don/Cosmo
“She’s a nice kid.”
“Yeah.” Don rolled onto his stomach. “And she isn’t clueless.”
“And she has talent. And she likes me.” Cosmo grinned at Don. “She’s a triple threat.”
“In the good sense.” Don reached out and stroked Cosmo’s hair. “You’re brilliant.”
“Well, you got all the beauty. I had to make up for it somehow.”
“You’re beautiful, too.”
“Aw, you sweet talker.”
Don cuffed Cosmo on the ear. “I have to learn sometime.”
“You’re a real live talking actor now.”
“No. No. No.”
“Yes. Yes. Yes.” Cosmo gasped when Don leaned over and kissed his ribs. “Oh, yes.”
Quality may vary.
May the tribbles stop teasing and come out to play now.
random note: Word does not recognize ‘tribbles’ as a word. This must be fixed.
random note the second: lj cut tags are a bitchy group of bastards.
I’d love to say that this is some part of a challenge, but it’s not. This is the shit I do when I get writer’s block and get bored. Although, if anyone else wants to join in the fun, be my freakin’ guest.
Also, note, I tried to fix my cut tags 6 times. I even went back to the lj help section. Still no luck. Fuck it. Enjoy the drabbles.
Woody/Nigel
Trouble-“Crossing Jordan”-Nigel/Woody
“I don’t think this is a good idea.”
“You should stop thinking.” Nigel hooked his foot around Woody’s ankle. “Only gets you into trouble.”
“I wasn’t thinking when I walked in here.”
“Are you implying you’re in trouble?”
Woody squirmed against the wall. “I’m stating you *are* trouble.”
“Glad someone’s finally noticed.” Nigel stroked Woody’s neck. “And if I’m so much trouble, why are you here?”
Woody hooked an arm around Nigel’s neck and pulled him in. “Guess I like trouble.”
“All trouble?”
“I’m very specific about my trouble. Nothing illegal. Nothing dangerous.”
“How about English?”
Woody grinned. “Sounds perfect.”
*
Adam/Jesse
Chancing You-“Mutant X”-Adam/Jesse (itty-bitty spoilers for 4/17 ep)
Jesse woke up and watched Adam sleep. He touched Adam’s hand, still amazed it was real. “Stay.”
“I can’t.” Adam’s eyes opened. “You’d be in danger.”
“If you leave, we still are.”
“But less so.”
Jesse breathed and felt everything constrict. “I don’t care. The others don’t, either.”
Adam pulled him close. “I don’t want to run. I have to. If I stay here, they’ll find me. If they find me, they’ll find you and kill you. I can chance myself. I can’t chance you.”
“I can’t chance you.”
“I’ll come back Jesse. I swear.”
“You have to.”
“I *swear*.”
*
Nick/Greg
Quiet Time-“CSI”-Nick/Greg
“There you are.”
“I’ve been here.” Greg set his slide down. “What’s up?”
“Nothing.” Nick hopped on the counter. “You?”
“Playing catch up.” Greg stripped off his gloves. “I’m bored out of my mind.”
“Me, too.” Nick grinned wickedly. “Wanna have some fun?”
“How so?” Greg licked his lips.
Nick slid off the counter. “C’mere.” He led the way to the one corner of the lab no person or camera could see. He waited for Greg to step up to him before grinning again. “Hey, there.”
“Hey.” Greg slid a hand around Nick’s waist. “How are you?”
“Just fine.”
“Great.”
*
JD/Dr. Cox
My Song List-“Scrubs”-JD/Dr. Cox
“What’s the matter, Mary Jane?”
“Had a hard day.”
“So place a don’t disturb sign on the door.”
JD blinked. “Did we just quote Alanis lyrics?”
“No.”
“But-“
Perry clapped a hand over his mouth. “We did not, and further conversation will make me wish for a jagged little pill.”
“Mphengpo.”
“Quiet, Newbie.”
“Peyooma.”
“Don’t make me shut you up, Betsy.”
JD’s eyebrows rose. He licked Perry’s palm. “Mame.”
Perry removed his hand. “What was that?”
“Make me.”
“Make you what?”
JD’s grin was lecherous and obviously learned from Perry. “Make me shut up.”
“You’ve already won me over, Veronica.”
*
Orlando/Elijah
First Breakfast-“LOTR RPS”-Orlando/Elijah
“There are strawberries in my cereal.”
“So?”
“Who eats strawberries in their cereal?”
Orlando grinned around a mouthful of strawberries and cereal. “I do.”
“Freak.” Elijah swirled his cereal with his spoon. “Weirdo.”
“Surly bastard.”
“English bastard.”
“Oh, would you two shut up and fuck already?!” Dom’s voice was cranky.
Elijah looked down the table with a grin. “Did that, thanks.”
Sean made a face. “I didn’t need to hear that.”
“You’ll live.” Orlando plucked a strawberry from Elijah’s bowl and bit into it.
“Don’t do that.” Elijah looked suddenly ravenous.
Orlando licked juice off his fingers. “Come stop me.”
*
Huang/Elliot
Complications-“Law and Order: SVU”-George/Elliot
“They hate me.”
George looked up from his magazine. “They don’t hate you.”
“They hate me.” Elliot flopped onto the bed.
“They hate the situation. Children take out their anger on the parent that moves out-“
“And turns gay.”
George sighed. “If I wanted to hear whining, I would have gone into private practice.”
“There’s still time.”
“And miss seeing your cheerful face in the squad room?”
Elliot turned to face George. “I’m a jackass.”
“Yes.”
“Sorry.”
“They don’t hate you.”
“I know. It just *hurts*, you know?”
“I’m one of the reasons for their loss of stability. I know.”
*
Monk/Disher
Firsts-“Monk”-Adrian/Randy
He remembered all the firsts they’d had so far. Their first touch had been completely accidental, fingers brushing over the last bottle of Sierra Springs. Their first non-awkward conversation had been about stain removers. Their first kiss had been the most* petrifying moment of Randy’s life.
And their first time; Randy remembered everything; the tension he’d talked out of Adrian, the wipe that had followed his mouth, Adrian saying his name quietly just once as they fell asleep.
But this first was the best, because never before had Adrian said that *word* to him during any of the other firsts.
*
Creegan/Jay (computer guy)
Sharpie-“Touching Evil” (States Version)-David/Jay (computer guy)
Jay stutters sometimes when he talks. Danny never says anything about it. He gets a Sharpie and draws a smiley with a wavy smile on the back of Jay’s hand. Jay grins a little and lets it dry. He sneaks up behind David and inks ‘random’ on David’s neck. David could stop him. He tilts his head forward.
Susan watches their antics, draws a heart on a legal pad, and scrawls their initials on it. Jay blushes and shuffles off. David grabs the Sharpie and adds Susan’s initials to the heart.
She gives him a look and leaves the table.
*
Jonas/Jack
Visitation Rights-“Stargate: SG-1”-Jonas/Jack
“You’re back.”
“Yeah.” Jonas smiled. “Good to see you.”
Jack shook Jonas’s hand. “You, too. How long you here?”
“Few days. Just here to give some updates.” Jonas followed Jack to the guest quarters.
“Anything blow up, yet?”
Jonas grinned. “Not yet.”
“There’s still time.”
“Yeah.” Jonas let Jack open the door to the guest quarters and stepped in first. He watched Jack stand in the middle of the room. “It’s good to see you, Jack.”
Jack grinned and some unknown layer stripped invisibly off him. He walked across the room and pecked Jonas on the nose. “You, too, Jonas.”
*
Ron/Neville
Victory Day-“Harry Potter”-Ron/Neville
“It’s over.”
“Yeah.”
Neville stared out the window. “I thought it’d be sunny when it happened.”
Ron cupped Neville’s neck from behind. “Should it be? We’ve won, but so many people won’t ever see it. Maybe it should be raining.”
“I guess.” Neville turned and held onto Ron. “I just cant’ believe it. Seven years, and it’s over. He’s dead.”
“For good.” Ron tried not to think of how many other people he could say that about.
“Should we celebrate?”
“Do you feel up to it?”
“Not really.” Neville sighed and yawned. “I just want to sleep.”
“I could sleep.”
*
Sisko/Bashir
Bedside Manners-“Star Trek-Deep Space Nine”-Sisko/Bashir (tiny spoilers for "Past Tense"
“You should have gone with Dax.”
“I knew there’d be wounded.”
Sisko watched Julian’s brow furrow, and he touched it gently. “You’re going to wrinkle.”
“I’m sure I’ll be able to blame most of them on you.”
“I would think Jadzia would cause a few.”
“Not nearly as many as you, I’m certain.”
“She’ll be disappointed to hear that.”
“So am I.” Julian straightened up from checking Benjamin’s wound. “It’s healing nicely.”
“Aren’t you going to kiss it better?” Benjamin’s smile was a challenge.
“Not in the infirmary.” Julian’s smile was a promise.
“After dinner, then?”
“Now, that’s a possibility.”
*
Don/Cosmo
A Triple Threat-“Singin’ in the Rain”-Don/Cosmo
“She’s a nice kid.”
“Yeah.” Don rolled onto his stomach. “And she isn’t clueless.”
“And she has talent. And she likes me.” Cosmo grinned at Don. “She’s a triple threat.”
“In the good sense.” Don reached out and stroked Cosmo’s hair. “You’re brilliant.”
“Well, you got all the beauty. I had to make up for it somehow.”
“You’re beautiful, too.”
“Aw, you sweet talker.”
Don cuffed Cosmo on the ear. “I have to learn sometime.”
“You’re a real live talking actor now.”
“No. No. No.”
“Yes. Yes. Yes.” Cosmo gasped when Don leaned over and kissed his ribs. “Oh, yes.”
Quality may vary.
May the tribbles stop teasing and come out to play now.
random note: Word does not recognize ‘tribbles’ as a word. This must be fixed.
random note the second: lj cut tags are a bitchy group of bastards.
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on 2004-04-25 08:45 am (UTC)no subject
on 2004-04-25 01:14 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2004-04-27 08:57 pm (UTC)They're all wondrous. Truly. But a few caught me hard:
"Crossing Jordan": Of course Nigel *is* the perfect trouble. They're just so damned cute, ya know?
"Scrubs": *snort* I should not admit to being able to sing that entire drabble, but I can. And it's wonderful in its wrongness.
"SVU": Huang/Stabler brings the *pain* - & we love it! The other day I said Huang was so eeeevil he drew the men to him like suicidal moths to a flame-thrower. I stand by that.
"Monk": *sniffle* In the good way. That's all I've got.
HP: I *love* your post-war fics, because nobody's happy. So very real.
Singin' in the Rain: Oh, dear gods. The sound! That's one of my favorite parts of the whole movie. No! No! No! Yes! Yeees! Yeeeessss...
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on 2004-06-02 12:46 am (UTC)no subject
on 2004-09-11 04:46 pm (UTC)I reallyreallyreally hope that you find it in your heart to write more Huang/Stabler, because you write it really well.