Dr. Doctor Spencer Reid

Please have sex with me now. Right now. I need you to have hot, dripping wet, post-pool sex with you as soon as humanly possible.

If post-pool sex is impossible, I would have to demand post-taking-down-a-crazy-suspect sex. Because, you sir, make my girly bits all tingly and happy.

If sex with you is completely impossible, please have hot post-case sex with Morgan or Gideon. I'm not picky. But, seriously, if you can't fuck me, fuck somebody. I've always thought you were fuckable, but you may have just bumped Gideon from the top of the list.

Love and tingly bits,
Me