Since the muse has returned

Let's have a fic meme!

Give me a “Five Things…” idea, and I’ll write a fic for you. [i.e. “Five Kinky Ways Eliot has had Sex”, “Five Trips Rose and the Doctor Never Discuss, ect.] Then, in a separate post, I'll post the answers to all your Top 5 ideas, according to me. Serious or fun! Then you post this offer in your own journal, if the mood takes you.

Blatanly stolen and slightly rewritten from lucia_tanaka