Viewer Choice!

There's been a break in the MASH fic as I've crammed for midterms [the only good thing about summer classes is that they'll be over in three weeks], and I'll probably only get the barest moment to edit this evening [[Bad username or site: distaff exile @ livejournal.com], you are a goddess amongst betas, you really are], so I though, perhaps, I'd entice those of you who are interested with the following proposal:

Option A: Wait patiently for me to end the monster. It currently stands at 9,409 words and while the end is in sight, it's slightly blurry and a bit difficult to make out.

Option B: Spam me with demands to get my ass posting. I can promise that no major changes in the last act are going to force the previous acts to change. I can not, however, guarantee an end date for this fic [it just keeps going; all attempts to stop it have been met with more words].

I can honestly go either way. If Option A proves more popular, you'll get word count updates and the occasional WTF posts [Sample: WTF?! How did it get this damned long?!], and maybe even some ficlets from other fandoms [feel free to leave requests in the comments].

The power is yours and so forth.

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A FIC! GET IN THE CAR!

11,000 WORDS

WTF?!
AND IT'S STILL NOWHERE NEAR DONE!
THIS FIC IS EATING MY BRAIN!
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