Because I'm a tease and there's a fic in progress.

lasergirl69 informs me this is her favorite line in the story. I'm inclined to agree:

DG: “I’m a fairy princess with magical powers, and that’s cool and everything, but I miss my pants.”

Also, DG's seen Cain naked and Ambrose has not. It's only wrong if you don't have the context [which I won't be giving you here].

Like I said, I'm a tease.