The rest of "Twilight", Chapter 8. The more I do this, the more media-intensive it gets

When we last left off, I was hoping to be put out of my misery because Meyer thought that after Bella was nearly assaulted by four men, her main concern should be CALMING DOWN EDWARD.

In case you missed it:

So, we’ll pick up from that LOVELY conversation wherein it was MORE IMPORTANT for Edward to be calm than for BELLA TO BE CALM. You know, right after BELLA WAS NEARLY ASSAUTLED.

::breathes::

Yakko, ladies and gentlemen!

All right, let’s see if we can find the end of this.

I doubt it.

( Jack is pretty. I will hold onto that. )