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I want to start tonight by letting you lot know that I found a copy of “Twilight” in actual book form. And, “dust moats” is, in fact, spelled “dust moats” in the COMPLETELY LEGITIMATE COPY OF THE BOOK.
When you think about it, though, it’s a good thing. That dust has every right to defend itself, and if it wants to do it with moats, then so be it. Perhaps the dust “motes” will show up and act as cavalry if the feared Dustbuster invasion ever actually happens.
And, yes, I am incredibly proud of that joke.
Moving on.
Last we left our completely inept heroes, my face looked something like this:
( I love Photo Booth )
And The Husband [who has only listened to what excerpts I read him] had a look on his face like this:
( But that's...that's WEIRD )
Being a stalwart sort, I’m ready to start Chapter 8. Chapter 8 is titled, “Port Angeles”, and I’m betting we’ll get a great deal of incredibly purple description about the dresses the girls try on. I’ll not put too fine a point on it: any description we get of dresses or Port Angeles or the drive there will still be MORE DESCRIPTION THAN WE HAVE OF EDWARD.
( Any takers on that bet? )
That’s it for the night. I’m typing in a way where I fear for my keyboard. And, not being a complete douche, I CARE THAT MY KEYBOARD IS OKAY.
I want to start tonight by letting you lot know that I found a copy of “Twilight” in actual book form. And, “dust moats” is, in fact, spelled “dust moats” in the COMPLETELY LEGITIMATE COPY OF THE BOOK.
When you think about it, though, it’s a good thing. That dust has every right to defend itself, and if it wants to do it with moats, then so be it. Perhaps the dust “motes” will show up and act as cavalry if the feared Dustbuster invasion ever actually happens.
And, yes, I am incredibly proud of that joke.
Moving on.
Last we left our completely inept heroes, my face looked something like this:
( I love Photo Booth )
And The Husband [who has only listened to what excerpts I read him] had a look on his face like this:
( But that's...that's WEIRD )
Being a stalwart sort, I’m ready to start Chapter 8. Chapter 8 is titled, “Port Angeles”, and I’m betting we’ll get a great deal of incredibly purple description about the dresses the girls try on. I’ll not put too fine a point on it: any description we get of dresses or Port Angeles or the drive there will still be MORE DESCRIPTION THAN WE HAVE OF EDWARD.
( Any takers on that bet? )
That’s it for the night. I’m typing in a way where I fear for my keyboard. And, not being a complete douche, I CARE THAT MY KEYBOARD IS OKAY.
