Dec. 1st, 2010
True quotes!
Dec. 1st, 2010 07:49 pm[The Husband was putting away ice and noticed a leftover pie crust from Thanksgiving.]
HIM: "What should we do with the other pie crust?"
ME: "Make a pie."
HIM: [A LOOK] "Thank you, Wisenheimer. What kind of pie?"
ME: "Eatin' pie."
HIM: "It's not a pig."
I keep swearing to him I'm going to start blogging examples of us talking like dorks, so here's the first one. And now, a vintage one:
[Driving down the street, The Husband spots a mailman.]
HIM: "You know, you hit them, letters fly everywhere. Like feathers."
ME: "Quit learning things from cartoons!"
HIM: "What should we do with the other pie crust?"
ME: "Make a pie."
HIM: [A LOOK] "Thank you, Wisenheimer. What kind of pie?"
ME: "Eatin' pie."
HIM: "It's not a pig."
I keep swearing to him I'm going to start blogging examples of us talking like dorks, so here's the first one. And now, a vintage one:
[Driving down the street, The Husband spots a mailman.]
HIM: "You know, you hit them, letters fly everywhere. Like feathers."
ME: "Quit learning things from cartoons!"
One more quote for the night
Dec. 1st, 2010 10:48 pmThe Husband: "How do you write a 4,000 page poem?"
Me: "Well, first you shove your head up your ass."
Thanks, Wiki. I wanted to be a goof tonight.
[And I just noticed I misspelled "marriage" in my tag. Well, shit.]
Me: "Well, first you shove your head up your ass."
Thanks, Wiki. I wanted to be a goof tonight.
[And I just noticed I misspelled "marriage" in my tag. Well, shit.]