Worst fic *ever*
Apr. 28th, 2004 11:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
perpetual_motionBecause it just isn't a complete day until I quote either "Simpsons" or "Family Guy".
So, because I keep picking up everyone else's questions, I'm making up one of my own.
What's the worst fic you ever read?
Mine was a Draco/Harry that had them giving each other Christmas gifts without fessing up to it. Draco got Harry a new pair of glasses, and Harry got Draco a big fleecy blanket that he charmed to stay warm. Not a bad plan. I envisoned lots of post-sex snuggling.
I did not envision Draco tucking the blanket under his robes and rubbing it on his cheek as he stared longingly at Harry from across the room. I also didn't envision him crying like a fucktwit because it was Christmas and he came from a mean family.
I never actually finished the fic. I thought I'd be violently ill if I did.
So, take the question, post it into your lj, and tell your sad, sad story. We're here to comfort you.
So, because I keep picking up everyone else's questions, I'm making up one of my own.
What's the worst fic you ever read?
Mine was a Draco/Harry that had them giving each other Christmas gifts without fessing up to it. Draco got Harry a new pair of glasses, and Harry got Draco a big fleecy blanket that he charmed to stay warm. Not a bad plan. I envisoned lots of post-sex snuggling.
I did not envision Draco tucking the blanket under his robes and rubbing it on his cheek as he stared longingly at Harry from across the room. I also didn't envision him crying like a fucktwit because it was Christmas and he came from a mean family.
I never actually finished the fic. I thought I'd be violently ill if I did.
So, take the question, post it into your lj, and tell your sad, sad story. We're here to comfort you.