You can thank beizy for this.

You know what would be a cool spin on that anon meme? People should confess their dirtiest, most graphic, most wank-worthy fic-porn scenarios...you know, the ones you'd never confess in casual conversation. The one you can't write because it's just too hot to translate to words flawlessly. That's what I'd like to hear.

I'm turning off IP logging in the next two minutes. Tell me what your dirty brain has for the slash. The het. The singular person with cock [or clit] in hand. Maybe I'll write one sometime. ::evil laughter::

And even if I guess who you are, I won't give it away.