You can thank beizy for this.

[perpetual_motion]

You know what would be a cool spin on that anon meme? People should confess their dirtiest, most graphic, most wank-worthy fic-porn scenarios...you know, the ones you'd never confess in casual conversation. The one you can't write because it's just too hot to translate to words flawlessly. That's what I'd like to hear.

I'm turning off IP logging in the next two minutes. Tell me what your dirty brain has for the slash. The het. The singular person with cock [or clit] in hand. Maybe I'll write one sometime. ::evil laughter::

And even if I guess who you are, I won't give it away.

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[(Anonymous)]

Right...

Dear god - I can't believe I'm doing this - but... okay.


I was going to suggest a different CJ couple, but that every one would know who I am... so...

How about Bug comes home and finds Nigel waiting for him in their room, naked as the day he was born, and with a dirty, dirty smirk on his face.

One thing leads to another, and Bug ends up tied to the bed. Dirtiness ensues. Perhaps some hot wax?

because I can't help it...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm (obviously) suggesting a CJ pairing ;)

renes in a courtroom, all alone, thinking about a case. Garret comes in...stuff happens...they end up screwing in the jury box. after finishing the deed the courtroom fills up. Theres another case, one (luckily) with no jury. what happens next...anyones guess ;)

[(Anonymous)]

Benton and Carter from ER having clandestine!sex involving a random OC *cough*me*wheeze* attempting to give one of them a blowjob through his jeans.

...damn, I'm really not that porny, am I?

Uh, there was that fantasy about being ambushed in a practice room -- you know, for musicians? Little places where you get to play as loudly and badly as you like and no one cares. Since the man I want love oh, who am I kidding? lust for and adore happens to be a musician (like me), I keep hoping he'll surprise me one of these days. >:D

It's not you I'm worried about, Perpet-san, but I swear if anyone else guesses who I am and blabs, heads. will. roll.

[(Anonymous)]

Bug. Seely. A fight over Lily escalades into mad, mad sex...in the trace evidence lab. That's right. Hot and heavy and so totally next to expensive machinery.

Additionally, Bug enjoys a mental recap of his escapades with Nigel whilst Nigel is away on vacation (for NigelBlog does say he is right now) and is caught red-handed (in the office, of course), by Sydney. And raunchiness ensues in that situation, too.

Out of CJ, Goren-Eames-Carter threesome. It's three times the fun. (They can do it, I don't know. In interigation. Hell, Deakins can watch.)

[(Anonymous)]

I don't really care if you know who I am, but for the sake of the fun, I'll do it anon.

CJ
I love the Seely/Bug mentioned above, though, I was thinking of another location. They are working together on a case, again and have just finished totally slamming a suspect in Interrogation. Both hyped, they forget that Lily is on the other side of the two-way mirror. They start having mad sex on the table, or maybe even against the wall. They work their way up against the mirror as Lily watches in horror. Yes, hot boy sex and horrified Lily. . . perfect combination. Come to think of it, I wouldn't mind them doing it while the suspect was still handcuffed in the chair, forced to watch, as well.

For kicks, I'd like to see Lily call up Seely on the phone and start telling her what she'd like to do to him, in *vivid* detail, only to realize after she's done that she mistakenly dialed Bug. . . or Jordan. . . or ya know, her own brother--I'd say her mom if she wasn't dead now.

I suppose these really aren't very dirty.

Peter comes over to Bug/Nigel's place late at night, invites himself in. He seems quite intent n getting some sex, so Bug and Nigel don't turn him away. They have their way with him only to realize halfway through that not only is he sleepwalking, but by the way he keeps calling out "ohhh, Garret" that he has been banging the boss. Terrified, they finish up, put him in the car, and take him home and tuck him in, hoping for the sake of their beautiful asses that he doesn't remember any of it.

[(Anonymous)]

Nigel + Bug + Roz = Bug sandwich

1 point for the shower

3 points for the elevator

10 points for secretly videotaped by Sidney and posted on Nigel's blog.

[(Anonymous)]

Alright, screw it. Every one knows who I am (or they will once reading this post) so, BLAH...

From CJ:

How about a mad killer is on the loose, and one of his victims ends up in the morgue. Garrett and Peter are on the case, and they are about to figure out who it is, (evidence on the body or some thing) and the killer kid naps them and takes them to his hide away. XD

Once they're there he dopes them up with some thing that makes you want sex really bad, so - they indulge.

So - I'm perverted. You know you love it.

[vkai.livejournal.com]

i think most everyone's made it quite obvious who they are. . . there's only one i'm unsure of, and i don't think i know that person.

you are so perverted. and you know i love it.

[butterbuns.livejournal.com]

out of curiosity, which one are you unsure about? *thinks it's probably hers*