Some memes you just can't turn down [because they'll eat your soul]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In July, I exposed lunaris_ to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In September, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In October, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon aithine (65 points). In May, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In November, I recruited michellek as a new cultist (30 points). In April, I sacrificed hobbit_feet to Cthulhu (500 points).

In short, I have been very good (760 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,
perpet_fic

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

Sorry, hobbit_feet. Cthulu demanded it.