Well, that's extra-pervy.

[perpetual_motion]

"You are a puzzle, Kenneth Ellen, and I'm going to solve you."

...

I may or may not [mostly may] have just pictured Jack and Kenneth having sex.

...

Really, really dirty sex.

I do not know where this came from. I blame michellek.

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[cosmic.livejournal.com]

I ... am not sure if I approve of this, yet am intrigued by the concept.

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

I know! Right? And it hasn't gone away, yet. It's just...buh?

[michellek.livejournal.com]

Heeeeey, how can I be to blame? This is one of the fandoms where I don't slash things. (Incidentally, I once saw a fic that was labeled Jack/Kenneth and said Jack was going to 'punish' Kenneth, and though I was freaked out by the prospect of them doing it, I was vaguely disappointed when there was nothing gay or sexual in said fic.)

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

I blame you because I wouldn't be in 30 Rock without you.

[Oh, that's just sad. See, I just keep picturing Jack leaning back in his chair, Kenneth on his knees, Jack's fingers in his hair.]

[michellek.livejournal.com]

Fair enough.

[And now that is what I'm picturing. I feel so weird, thinking about Kenneth doing sex stuff.]