Show me your kinks!

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I'm in a slightly pervy mood, having read a really, really good Scotty-as-vampire with hot-not-scared-Chekov [courtesy of leaper182--and, shit, I didn't mark the link], and I had a laugh with distaff_exile over some plans for the Percy/Oliver I'm writing [check your inbox, love]. So, I'm curious and wondering who's got what for kinks.

I'm especially interested in what gets you off in writing that doesn't get you off in reality. There are things I love reading that I have no wish to perform on someone or have performed on me.

Rimming
This is one of those that I find incredibly hot to read but will not, probably, ever want to try myself. I'm not sure what about rimming gets me off in writing. Sometimes it's the relationship the two people are in; sometimes it just makes a dirty, dirty sex scene that much more awesome.

Biting
This one's one of those that I'm into in writing and in life [bet you love knowing that, eh?]. It's the giddy little thrill of a spark of pain in the midst of a lot of pressure. If there's biting to any degree, I'm going to like the story a little more.

Scars
I have no idea where this one came from, but there's something about scars that rocks me out. If I can plausibly fit a scar into a story, I'll do it [see also: Harry, Harry, Snape, and Bob; Sick and Tired of What to Say (No One Listens Anyway)]. In fact, the Percy/Oliver already has a scar [it does not, nor will it, be a major focus in the story].

Domestic Goofiness
I like domestic goofiness when there's a bit of snark involved. Get me two people making dinner and getting bickery, and I love it. Extra points if they're just throwing together sandwiches or ordering out, because then they're being lazy on the couch and probably snuggling up.

Tie me up, time me down, and so on
Whip out the handcuffs or rope or just the orders, and I am so there. It's because trust is HOT. And tying up some squirmy/stuffy/mouthy person and fucking her/his brains out is glorious.


Okay, that's my top five. Show me yours.

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[leaper182.livejournal.com]

1. Clothes. If there's sex, and there's hands underneath of shirts, worming into trousers, sneaking inside of underwear, I sit up in my chair and pay attention. There's something inherently naughty about feeling up a girl (or a guy) under their clothes that doesn't really happen when all of the clothes are already off.

Chekov is picking at the remains of his favorite T-shirt for a reason. :D

2. Blindfold? I'm not entirely sure about this one, but ever since I had an idea for a scene where a man who'd been rendered blind told his girlfriend that he wanted to rediscover every part of her, I've wanted to see this? It's not a BDSM thing, just a blindfold thing.

3. Groping. If someone cops a feel, I'm there. Give me groping underneath of clothing, and watch my brain melt.

4. Hickeys! One time, my bf gave me a hickey that made my mom ask me if someone had literally belted me across the neck. Nono, it's just a hickey. After that, I didn't want to get more hickeys because of the broken blood vessels thing. BUT! I adore hickeys. I don't know why. Maybe it's because they feel so intensely good.

5. Well-written fic? This is probably not a kink, but there's some days when stuff you wander across is total drek so when I find a fic that's well-written -- even if the pairing breaks up my favoritest otp in the world -- I'll read it. *nod* I'll be intensely sad that it breaks up my otp, but I'll still read it. And appreciate it. And thank the writer a lot. Sort of.