Fucking Oxen

[perpetual_motion]

John drowned when I tried to ford the river.
Kyle broke his leg, then died.
One of my oxen got injured.

Guess what I'm playing?
And guess where the names come from?

EDIT: And now Alan has typhoid. Damnit, Alan.
EDIT 2: And now Alan broke his leg. Double damnit, Alan!
EDIT 3: And now Hal has typhoid.
EDIT 4: And now Hal has CHOLERA. Pick one, dude.
EDIT 5: And now an oxen has died. Fucking oxen.
EDIT 6: And now Alan broke his arm. Alan, seriously, you're just trying to fuck this up, aren't you?
EDIT 7: I win! Suck it, monkeys! Alan, Hal, and Guy survived. As well as three oxen.

Comments

[leaper182.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine was playing Oregon Trail on her computer, and the game went by so fast. It was creepy.

[fearciuil.livejournal.com]

Hee. Yeah, the injuries and illnesses crack me up.

(And I'm actually watching Top Gear as I read my friends page, so your icon also cracked me up. I'm easily amused.)