Title: Homoerotic Themes
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: LOTR RPS
Pairing: Sean A/Elijah
Rating: PG
Summary: [None]
Dis: These men are their own. If someone knows where I could purchase them on the free market, I'd be grateful.
Author's Notes: As always,
beizy pushed the button. She went to ORC, and then transcribed a conversation between Sean and Elijah that ends with Sean saying how the way they talk about their relationship onscreen makes him think homoerotic themes. It's a brilliant line. I love these boys. And, of course, this is for
beizy.
Homoerotic Themes
By Perpetual Motion
“Homoerotic themes?”
Sean’s barely in the door to the hotel room before Elijah’s voice, sounding completely innocent, comes from the bathroom. “What of them?” Sean’s voice is just as innocent.
“You used the phrase ‘homoerotic themes’ in front of a group of fans.”
“I’m a well-read man.” Sean toes off his shoes and pulls off his socks and pads into the bathroom. He sits on the lid of the toilet and watches Elijah splash around in the nearly over-filled Jacuzzi tub. “Having fun?”
“A blast.” Elijah holds up an action figure, Samwise, and proceeds to dunk it headfirst into the water. “I may leave him down there.”
“That’s just mean.” Sean reaches over and runs his fingers over Elijah’s wet hair. “They got a kick out of it.”
“You just had to use the word ‘homoerotic’, didn’t you?”
Sean shrugs. “It was a cheap shot to throw you off. I fully admit to that.” He bends down and kisses the top of Elijah’s head. “Besides, with the way Billy and Dom were hugging, I can guarantee that the attention is going to be split.”
“That’s *so* comforting.” Elijah rescues Samwise from the bottom of the tub and sets him on the edge next to Frodo. “So, are you going to get in here, or do I have to pull you in with all your clothes on?”
“You’re such a romantic, ‘Lijah.” Sean unbuttons his pants and lets them drop to the floor. He pulls off his shirt and drops it next to his pants. He kicks the pile under the sink, far away from any wayward water, and slides his underwear off. “Move over.” Elijah scoots forward in the tub and lets Sean get settled behind him. Sean leans against the back of the tub and loops an arm around Elijah’s chest. He picks Frodo up from the edge of the tub and dunks him underwater.
“That’s just mean and uncalled for.”
Sean chuckles and kisses the side of Elijah’s neck. “You’re not really mad at me.”
“I’m never mad at you.” Elijah leans into Sean and re-dunks Samwise in protest of Frodo’s treatment. “You say too many nice things about me for me to get mad.”
“I mean all of them, you know.”
“I know.”
They settle into silence, enjoying the water. Down at the bottom of the tub, Samwise lands next to Frodo.
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: LOTR RPS
Pairing: Sean A/Elijah
Rating: PG
Summary: [None]
Dis: These men are their own. If someone knows where I could purchase them on the free market, I'd be grateful.
Author's Notes: As always,
Homoerotic Themes
By Perpetual Motion
“Homoerotic themes?”
Sean’s barely in the door to the hotel room before Elijah’s voice, sounding completely innocent, comes from the bathroom. “What of them?” Sean’s voice is just as innocent.
“You used the phrase ‘homoerotic themes’ in front of a group of fans.”
“I’m a well-read man.” Sean toes off his shoes and pulls off his socks and pads into the bathroom. He sits on the lid of the toilet and watches Elijah splash around in the nearly over-filled Jacuzzi tub. “Having fun?”
“A blast.” Elijah holds up an action figure, Samwise, and proceeds to dunk it headfirst into the water. “I may leave him down there.”
“That’s just mean.” Sean reaches over and runs his fingers over Elijah’s wet hair. “They got a kick out of it.”
“You just had to use the word ‘homoerotic’, didn’t you?”
Sean shrugs. “It was a cheap shot to throw you off. I fully admit to that.” He bends down and kisses the top of Elijah’s head. “Besides, with the way Billy and Dom were hugging, I can guarantee that the attention is going to be split.”
“That’s *so* comforting.” Elijah rescues Samwise from the bottom of the tub and sets him on the edge next to Frodo. “So, are you going to get in here, or do I have to pull you in with all your clothes on?”
“You’re such a romantic, ‘Lijah.” Sean unbuttons his pants and lets them drop to the floor. He pulls off his shirt and drops it next to his pants. He kicks the pile under the sink, far away from any wayward water, and slides his underwear off. “Move over.” Elijah scoots forward in the tub and lets Sean get settled behind him. Sean leans against the back of the tub and loops an arm around Elijah’s chest. He picks Frodo up from the edge of the tub and dunks him underwater.
“That’s just mean and uncalled for.”
Sean chuckles and kisses the side of Elijah’s neck. “You’re not really mad at me.”
“I’m never mad at you.” Elijah leans into Sean and re-dunks Samwise in protest of Frodo’s treatment. “You say too many nice things about me for me to get mad.”
“I mean all of them, you know.”
“I know.”
They settle into silence, enjoying the water. Down at the bottom of the tub, Samwise lands next to Frodo.
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