What do you get a webpage for it's birthday?

[perpetual_motion]

Just added another 11 stories to the "Accidents" page and realized that my webpage will be turning 4 within the next month.

But, what do you get a webpage that's got everything?

Comments

[writerpuppy.livejournal.com]

A fancy birthday-cake icon, maybe?

Okay, don't hit me, please.

How about a new color scheme, or even a whole new layout?

I said don't hit me! I know you have enough to do with all this wonderful fic! I know! I even know that was a rhetorical question! Please don't....

Ouch!

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

I would never hit you. You make a good suggestion [now, if you'd made a bad suggestion, I may have smacked you on the head [think Jethro to Tony], but I'd never outright hit you.

Hmmm...so, for the four-year-birthday of my webpage, I can get all the fic uploaded and all the pages changed over to the new scheme. I like the way you think.

::gives you an affectionate noogie::

[I am so weird today.]

[writerpuppy.livejournal.com]

You are not weird. I am weird.

A while back, someone, and I suspect it might have been you, said that at some point they planned to slash Charlie Sheen with Emilio Estevez, and I crawled away from the computer and scrubbed my eyes with lye soap going "eeeyew! RPNcest!"

The joke's on me. I just watched Men at Work, and now I totally see it. I am going to hell for this, and I don't even believe in hell!

FYI, EE was credited as the writer on that film. If it's true and nobody ghosted it, that man has a truly strange mind.